Penaught

Off to a bad start

2011-01-30T07:18:00.002-06:00

This morning I got up showered shaved got ready for my day. I open the top door and let Heathcliff out and then went down stairs to do my daily ritual for the pets. Feed the howler(Binx) take Big Bitch outside and feed her and put her in her dog run. I fed the howler then I grabbed the dogs food and put on my shoes and coat and proceeded to go outside. We have had freezing rain and the snow on the roof has been melting so there was a 4 foot patch of Ice just outside the door so could not get the door open all the way. I open the door and Big Bitch barrels out the door and heads to her kennel, just as I am squeezing through the door I hear a screech /howl , all I could think of was Heathcliff by the time I got to Big Bitch's Kennel It was to late I could not undue the damage. A small kitten probably 5 months old had gone into Big Bitch's kennel to eat and drink . I stopped Big Bitch but it was too late the poor kitten was mangled I grabbed the dog and put her back in the house then went back to see if i could save the kitten. I grabbed gloves as did not know if it was a wild or tame cat but it was laying there helpless , I think its back was broken. I went and grabbed a box and put the kitten in the box and took it into the house I called for Vinnie as I could not put the poor kitten out of it's misery. He came and provide support but could not do anything either, not that I thought that he would but I was in a bit of shock I think . The kitten took its last breaths and died on our counter in the box I had layed it in.

It was so difficult not to lose it on the dog but I know she is following her instincts. I proceeded to go to work but actually broke down and cried in the car then balled all the way to work. Just another confirmation to me that there is no higher being watching out for us as this was horrible actually disgusting. I awoke this morning thinking about it again and I am sure I will awake many more times with this horrifying remembrance.

Titsy-Hussy-Peanut Christmas

2009-12-24T19:33:00.000-06:00

On the Plane on the way to Vegas Baby

Well we did it made it to the airport caught our flight picked up our rental car stopped at Von's got groceries and checked into the hotel without a glitch.

We stayed at the Palazzo this time, first time at this hotel. It is identical to the Venetien. Room was great service was wonderful would definetly stay here again especially since they like me and keep comping my rooms.

Hitting the Strip

Palazzo Suite sitting area

DownTown

Palazzo Suite Bathroom

Palazzo

View from our Room

Walle's crazy cab ride

Palazzo One of the Beds

So we did a little shopping a lot of touring, some gambling , a little drinking, and of course I took my girls to my Favorite bar The Blue Martini.

I can't wait till the next trip.

Vegas Once More

2009-12-10T19:24:00.000-06:00

So I have actually fallen in love with a city that is so commercialized that I myself cannot believe I love it. I consider myself a home body and love the great outdoors and rural living. I can't wait to get back to the cottage and go boating fishing and enjoy the quiet.

But Vegas is something else, everyone is having a great time the city never sleeps , I have been their 3 times in the past year and am going again in a couple weeks. Ok here are the things I luv about Vegas non stop drinking, gambling, shopping, entertainment, eating, and the people watching I could spend hours just watching all the bizarre people.

The best part of this next tip Titsy and Hussy together again in our travels. I can't wait

Presidents Conference

2009-12-06T18:44:00.000-06:00

So in the beginning of December I was asked to attend a president's conference in Regina2 days .

I took the Lexus as it is more comfortable than the Tiburon. I was about 1 1/4 hrs outside of Regina and wow 6 inches of snow and no lines on the road. My first test with the AWD and it did work very well, but my knuckles were white by the time I hit Regina safe and a little unsound.

I was looking forward to meeting the other presidents, and was looking forward to learning more about what my role was supposed to be.

The Head of our national organization was in attendance for one whole day . It was awesome their were 6 of us in a room for 2 days . It was so interesting to listen and hears stories, this man could write a book. I did learn lot's my brain was smokin by the end of day 1. but it was all worth the trip.

I hooked up with a friend who lives in Regina and was also at the conference. She and I hit it off the first time we met about a year ago. She asked if I wanted to go along with her to her farm which was about 60 km out of Regina , I said shure thing road trip, only to discover it was back down the road I had encountered the day before. Yikes it was a crazy trip.

But I got to see a sheep , a hairy sheep, 8 goats , 4 horses, a goose , 3 dogs and a gaggle of cats.
It was an experience and I got to meet Lori's son who is now a proffesional Ferrier as well he brakes and trains horses. They just built an indoor riding arena and it was very huge.

TheatreOne in Lloydminster

2009-11-10T19:37:00.000-06:00

Yes I did win the race , radar dector and all I had no excuse not to win. Awesome highway , texting to pepper, and keeping my eyes on the road.

Big surprise to all of us from SK we arrived an hour early Hmmm how does that happen?

Had a great weekend the shows, green room's and the people were awesome.

My favorite part of the whole weekend was watching Hussy give a little attitude to the DJ it was priceless.

Tistsy got sick not good, she missed the dinner theatre portion which was awesome food was terrific , we had a great table and had fun.

Got to meet Hussy's new man Buster and I approve with flying colors. I was very impressed with him. I actually wanted to get to know him , yeah what's up with that? me wanting to know about someone ? hmm I think that's a sign a good sign for sure. I just have to remove the country music chip that was previously implanted in his noggin. Maybe in Mexico I am sure I can arrange that. I am looking forward to spending time with Buster and getting to know him better.

The weekend was planned very well the Host club did an awesome job, Suzy did it as I knew she would, Hats off to Hussy as this was a lot of work, I know been there done that.

I think we decided to go to LAS Vegas OMC

Vegas Baby Vegas

2009-10-22T18:23:00.006-06:00

This One is for John Local Iron Workers

From Stratosphere

This is looking at the living room from the Bar/Kitchen The flipping suite had 4 42 inch plasma tv's and 2 bathrooms were built into the mirrors .

It was 8 days of fun late nights drinking gambling smoking etc etc .

One of the highlights was probably the 6 of us picking up two english lads after the Zumanity show(don't go it was not good). Anyway we ended up going to the nine fine irishmen pub at New York New York and It was a gong show irish Jig dancing Long Island Ice teas Cointreau shooters I do have to say Fun was had by all I can't describe the events as they are two bizarre to believe.

The english lads were two straight married military guys from london . Well thats was their story was when we met them but by the end of the night it was quite clear that the one really really liked my Vinnie it was hilarious I was howling, It was funny .

We saw a comedy show and it was funny went shopping to Primm and did both Vegas outlet stores Vinnie cleaned up on shopping this trip I only spent 300.00 at the outlet malls.

We had lunch on the 106th floor of the stratosphere it was cool, free ride up if you have lunch there and if you don't it was $15.00 a person to go up the tower.

The weather was 27 to 30 all week it was awesome grat trip great freinds fun times and no regrets.

The suite was unbelievable

I would definetly stay at The MGM again it was awesome same rate as quoted and the suite was wow

We went to Lance Burton the Magician it was good but weird voice he sounded just like Jack Nicolsen that was at the Mirage .

Can't wait till next trip.

London

2009-10-22T18:15:00.002-06:00

Ok it has been a whole month since I blogged I can't believe how time flys.

The Hillbilly wedding in London was out of this world midgets and fat ladies making out cows in the building . In fact the reception was held at an auction mart and their were african water buffalo walking around .

My favorite neice and Family picked us up sunday and we spent 2 day's visiting and catching up.

Got to see my Jemma and give her prezzies and wewent to Niagra Falls and the Horse Races .

No canadian Tire I was disapointed .

It was a good trip and came home to pack for Vegas.

New Deck

2009-09-19T18:19:00.002-06:00

Ok so last week I was out at the cottage lounging on the deck and realized that the deck boards and railing were rotting. Their were places that if you stepped in the wrong place you might go through so I figured ok I better replace the rotten boards (I could see a law suit happening) .

Well I figured out that if I cut out the rotten parts and replaced them it would look stupid as well i would probably have to replace and stain replace and stain etc etc the never ending cycle.

So I thought self lets just replace the whole thing . Great idea So I went to town ordered the stuff and said I need it asap when can you deliver? Oh that might be a problem 26 16 ' boards and you can't deliver ??????

They said they would call me so they called around three said they would deliver thurs morning.

yikes it's going to take me 6 hours to demolish the old .

So I worked till about 9pm removing screws etc etc.

got up thurs morn and had my coffee and OMG the flipping lumber arrived at 9:00 am

So I worked Like a beaver and got it all done By Myself. I do have to mention that through the years I had noticed that some of the old deck boards were higher than others and that it was uneven. Weird but i found out why the stupid mother Fu%^$R that built that deck was to lazy to pull out the nails from the deck that was there before Piss me off big time and they were nails not hammered in just sticking up an inch arghhh. Idiots plain Idiots some people are such Idiots.

I was missing my favorite neice big time as she is by far the worlds best Screwer.

Sound kinda kinky (incest you say) no she's damn good at screwing deck boards.

I did miss her big time this summer. And if she would have been their we would have replaced the railing as well.

Now she needs to come visit to help me fix the railing it all needs to be replaced.

photo's coming

Vegas Baby Vegas

2009-09-04T11:15:00.004-06:00

I can't believe I get to go back to Vegas again . We are going for a week in October and I am excited as hell . I always have such a blast shopping, gambling sightseeing etc.

I have plans to take a helicopter tour this time i have seen ads and it looks like only 100.00 bucks a person thats do-able.

So Veronica & Ricco are coming with us so it will be a blast. We planned on staying at the Luxor in the same suite we booked last year and then just getting the adjoining room for the Veronica & Ricco.

Trying to find a 2 bedroom suite in Vegas is crazy the prices that the hotels want is like 4 times that of a normal one bedroom suite. Anyway I have looked and scoured the super web to find us a place and I did , Finally I found this suite at the MGM grand that to me was perfect 1500 Sq ft two bedrooms , two bathrooms, bar, living room, dining room etc . Ok Vinnie said absolutely not we are not paying $6,000.00 for one week for a hotel . I said to him ok I agree but wait I will get us in that room for a good price. So I scoured and scoured and the best price i could get was 5400.00 for the week .

Until sunday I found a super hot deal and I booked it we got the suite we are booked I can't wait.

Here is the link
http://www.mgmgrand.com/hotel/marquee-suites.aspx

The Summer

2009-08-31T11:11:00.000-06:00

The summer flew by again and the weather was crap. Big Bitch had a blast swimming , hunting etc etc.

I will put pictures up soon.

London Calling

2009-08-04T11:18:00.000-06:00

So Vinnie and I get to go to a wedding in London I am quite looking forward to it as on Sunday My neice will be picking us up and we get to see her house and stay overnight with them.

And I get to see my Great Niece Jemma she is growing like crazy.

We are trying something new we are taking the night flight from calgary to london so we can sleep all the way (my guess is it will have to be drug induced sleep ) we arrive fri morning in london and the wed is saturday so we actually have some time to sight see if we want.

Open the cabin

2009-05-19T18:22:00.001-06:00

Me & Big Bitch left thursday after work to open the cabin . I arrived everything was fine . It seemed bright & cold and then I realized I had left the front door open, been there about 2 weeks before walked out onto the front deck(promenade deck) and didn't shut the door completely I guess. I think it was Vinnie that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

It was blizzarding on the way to the cottage, what was I doing ? 4 hours later I had it warm in there and the the water finally hooked up.

Major problem getting the pump primed hmm it was just fixed last year.

Friday morning woke up and there was an inch of snow everywhere, living in Saskatchewan it's such a gamble like a casino.

Saturday I raked up lot's of tree droppings and burnt as much as possible, wow leaves are a pain in the ass. I don't rake leaves at home why am i doing it at the lake?

Vinnie and I got the dock in the water and 1/2 the lift then in, it went very well no swearing or yelling no thrown tools, then off to town to get water and the last minute things we forgot.

Met our last minute guest coming from liqour store(they were going) on our way to the co-op and who do I run into in the co-op it was so cool. One of the main reasons we went to town was I had to buy lotto tickets for the gaggle at work and I forgot the money laying on the cupboard OK the senility is setting in, so i had to go back but Hussy, Titsy and Puffy arrived so I grabbed a Hussy and off to town again.

So my saviour Puffy arrived and helped Vinnie get the last of the lift in Hee Haw I was so happy Lift in let's go for a boat ride OK I know I am a tiny bit hyper sometimes. When I want to do something I want to do it NOW.

(gotto go continue more later)

Your So Gay

2009-05-09T18:31:00.002-06:00

Just listened to katy perry's new song your so gay

and the line goes "and you don't even like boys"

Ok this fucking twat needs a someone to tune her in maybe she needs to start dating that chris brown.

Your such a breeder and the line should go

and your boyfriend doesn't beat you

I kissed a girl and I liked it well then your probably a big bean Flicker

Ohh shit like this pisses me off

Anything for Money

The New Car

2009-05-09T10:36:00.003-06:00

Fuck It List

2009-05-04T18:47:00.001-06:00

Fuck It List
The Fuck-It List, full of things that you feel absolutely no need to do before you die. Here are mine as of today:

1. Eat something that is alive: No thank you
2. Live in a Big City while I'm working (retirement maybe! New york,Savannah)
3. Spend more than 10 min driving to work
4. Waiting in line more than 5 min for anything
5. Having Children need I say more
6. Getting Married
7. Finding religion - of any sort
8. Bunji Jumping
9. Watching hockey - It's absolutely stupid
10.Buffets - Lets just vommit already
11.Participating in Karoake OMG Blanche this makes me sick
12.Listening to Country Music: I feel a headache coming on

That's all for today

Festival Week

2009-04-26T17:34:00.002-06:00

Festival week came and left like a bad shit storm. In my history of festivals it rated right up their with wait wait a minute no it was the worst festival I have ever attended. Another 7 days that were sucked out of my life. The fact that I had to see Stunned Cunt (#3 below) every day for 7 days made it even worse. Why won't she just die already.

Adj. 1. stunned - filled with the emotional impact of overwhelming surprise or shock; "an amazed audience gave the magician a standing ovation"; "I stood enthralled, astonished by the vastness and majesty of the cathedral"; "astounded viewers wept at the pictures from the Oklahoma City bombing"; "stood in stunned silence"; "stunned scientists found not one but at least three viruses"
amazed, astonied, astonished, astounded
surprised - taken unawares or suddenly and feeling wonder or astonishment; "surprised by her student's ingenuity"; "surprised that he remembered my name"; "a surprised expression"
2. stunned - knocked unconscious by a heavy blow
kayoed, knocked out, KO'd, out
unconscious - not conscious; lacking awareness and the capacity for sensory perception as if asleep or dead; "lay unconscious on the floor"
3. stunned - in a state of mental numbness especially as resulting from shock; "she had a dazed expression on her face"; "lay semiconscious, stunned (or stupefied) by the blow"; "was stupid from fatigue"
dazed, stupefied, stupid
confused - mentally confused; unable to think with clarity or act intelligently; "the flood of questions left her bewildered and confused"

Cunt - a person (usually but not necessarily a woman) who is thoroughly disliked,
a. disagreeable person, unpleasant person - a person who is not pleasant or agreeable
b. Used as a disparaging term for a person one dislikes or finds extremely disagreeable.

The green rooms: I attended 6 (I needed a night away from it all) sucked big time, take your pick polka, country or even waltz's
and the DJ was told he was not able to play rock music until all the bed shitters left, well 80 % of the people in the green room were bed shitters.

The shows: I saw all 7 shows (1 was ours)there was only One play that was actually enjoyable Thank jebus they won, and it was very good. There was One other play that had excellent acting but the play itself was very dry and boring I know 2 or 3 people slept through it.

Rehearsals rehearsal rehearsal People
Timinig timing timing Directors

Silent Auction: I bought nothing, Lets just say it was a garage sale for the trailer trash community with about 10 framed prints (From 25 years ago) taken off of someone's walls the week before.

The Poker Game I won, It was excellent we had a Dealer ( a sexy one to say the least) other than the it's to cold , it's to hot; it's to smokey, It's a poker game people ughhhhhhh. If you don't like it go home.

The partying: well kinda hard to really have fun when everyone is in the mode of it's all about me and no one want's to pick up the phone or get off their couches , and this one is not talking to that one I felt like I was back in 3rd grade. But it sure opened my eyes the adultery , lying, the ego's ,the insincerity the word says it all.

Annual general Meeting: I attendend , A total Gong show , all I can say is Get your shit together man.

Barbeque: I attended, All I can say is the barbeque started at 3:00
so you were late because you were sleeping , commiting adultery, gambling, obviously you did not want to spend any time visiting with me or the other friends that were their , had more important things to do. Note to self do not invite these people over ever again.

The company I had 1,it was wonderful she can come and plant her butt in my house anytime. She was a perfect house guest as well as a friend, and she brought gifts I always love prizes.

I am looking forward to the next festival don't know where it is neither does anyone else AARRGGGHH

Just Rewards

2009-04-18T17:21:00.001-06:00

Ok a few days ago a few friends went out for Dinner. As we walked into the restaurant their was a woman standing at the counter complaining that the perfume someone was wearing was to strong she needed to be moved or she would come back another day. I knew the woman she was one of my many bitch customers that I used to have to deal with at old job. So of course I was kinda snickering under my breath as I know the some of the kitchen staff and I am sure she got her just rewards. But I didn't have to wait long as we were sitting a family came in with their baby oh god their gonna put that screaming varmit next to me , No the waitress kindly walked to the other end of the retaurant right next to bitch woman and sat the family down with the baby seat and all) I actually laughed out loud. Much to my dismay the vermin didn't actually show up but I know she had a great meal anyway.

Leadership Conference

2009-04-11T18:39:00.000-06:00

At the beginning of November I had the opportunity to attend a Leadership conference in Saskatoon.

It was great I actually met a person that was interesting enough to actually warrant friendship. My new friend who lives in NB, made me laugh so much that I actually had to leave the conference room and "take a break" . We hit it off and actually had some moments of de-javu it was really really weird. I consider myself lucky in some sorts, when people like this come along I treasure these encounters as they do not happen very often.

The conference was very good their were 75 people attending and I am very glad I was one of them. Of course while I was away from the office a dilemma was brewing and I had to calm the masses from my cell phone.

I had the opportunity to stay at the sheraton cavalier in Saskatoon . I would never ever stay there again. Don't even get me started on the bitch that checked me in.

Somewhere along the way something has gone wrong, every possible inconvenience that could possibly be envisioned happened at this death trap. I should really consider myself honored to have had the opportunity to stay at this hotel.... NOT Don't ever stay at the sheraton.

After the inconvenient check out process I went to my last day of conference. I then raced my new friend to NB as it was on the way to my next destination Lloydminister... TheatreOne

Things that make me giggle

2009-03-15T08:58:00.002-06:00

So I have tried to blog as much as possible but it seems like some day's I have nothing to say, I know isn't that weird me nothing to say hmmmm.

I do have to say that I still really enjoy my new job. I guess it's not new anymore I have been there 1 and 1/2 years already. I do have to say that I do not miss the whining ,crying, hissy fit throwing public. I remember coming home from work old job and telling Vinnie these absolutely ridiculous stories about these people who behave worse than a spoiled rotten 3 year old, No I do not miss the pretentious snots, or the Lawyers who do not want to pay there bills because everyone knows who they are, etc' etc, No I am Quite happy I have left that world behind. It is so interesting though as I run into these angry self absorbed people in the grocery store , gas station etc and they wonder why I do not consider them friends or even acquaintance's. They say hello and I look at them like they are lepers and go on with my day.I have had so many people run into me and say we sure miss you at Wheatland , I reply I don't miss wheatland. Of course not all people are like that but it is so hard to remember the good one's you always remember the assholes.

Consumer's have become so rude, obnoxious and self absorbed that they don't take into consideration the people who are in the service industry, are actually working to make a living to support themselves there families etc, They are not there to be abused. Those people do get there just rewards when they go to restaurants and are rude to the wait staff. I know many a waiter who has gone back to kitchen and told the cook special sauce on this meal and so be it they deserve it. So when I see these people dining out I do get a smile on my face and giggle abit as I do know that they will be getting a special payback . I watch as they savour every morsel of the meal created just for them.

Isn't life grand.

New Laptop

2009-03-06T08:34:00.002-06:00

My new laptop arrived today and it is Beautiful.

I just have to set up a wireless network and I am all set.

Every day This week I would come home to see if my laptop had arrived as it was supposed to be here Monday. well thursday is better than not at all.

Income Tax

2009-03-01T09:36:00.002-06:00

So again this year I did my own taxes. I usually get about $700.00 bucks back and it takes me about an hour to do them. I do them on line and submit electronically . This year I paid an extra $900.00 bucks into my work pension plan. So I thought oh la la I will be getting lot/s back .

Much to my shagrin I am only getting $1,100.00 bucks.

Oh well it's done and don't have to do it for another year.

They Shipped it they Shipped it

2009-03-01T09:35:00.001-06:00

My new laptop is on it's way should be here March 2nd or 3rd yippee

Set building 101

2009-02-28T22:00:00.001-06:00

Today we set out no pun intended to build some set pieces we require for our next production The Wild Guys.

We need a few life size rocks . So we started to build one , myself, Ricco and Penelope Pipe builder . We read directions as per print out from internet and start building . Looked like a bird cage that went through a hurricane.

Penelope had to leave to go to the airport to pick up Mama.

So Ricco and I continued to build as per instructions after awhile we were doubting the whole process and second guessing the outcome. So as I sat for a rest (I had many) drinking my Coors lite and smoking. A lightbulb turned on in my brain. I said to Ricco How are we gonna get this thing out the door? He looked at me in disbelief as the two of us laughed and realized we had built a set piece that would never leave the room. Next time we start drinking before we start building.

So Sunday we are going to reattempt the endeavor. Wish us luck

Flying the Goodyear blimp

2009-02-14T11:04:00.010-06:00

It been almost three years since the Blimp Experience and I have to say that it is one of the coolest things I have ever done.

I lucked out and happened to know someone who knew someone who got us a flight on the Goodyear blimp in LA.

I never dreamed it would be so exciting and was shock scared when the captain asked if we wanted to fly the blimp.

This will always be a truly awesome memory that I had the opportunity to experience with my Bestest Buddies.

Riding in the Blimp

Me Driving the Blimp

Titsy Driving

Hussy at The Wheel

Landing part 1

Landing part 2

We had a great time

Here are a few pics

Justice or Not

2009-02-14T09:34:00.002-06:00

I recently have been watching the news here in snow land and have been quite perturbed lately by our justice system.

I watched a 1 hour 5th Estate show on CBC the other day and it was all about The RCMP killings in Northern Alberta. So I thought. They interviewed Shawn Hennessey about his involvement in the murders of 4 R.C.M.P officers. It was an interesting story but I am sure it did nothing for the families of the four dead Officers. James Rosko killed four R.C.M.P officers on his farm near Mayerthorpe Alberta then killed himself. So their is no one to blame. Through the interview it was clear that Hennessey knew Rosko and had a business relationship with him buying selling marijuana that Rosco grew on his farm. Cheeseman was Hennessey's brother in-Law and was not interviewed but was also accused.

Cheeseman and Hennessey admitted they gave Roszko a rifle and drove him to his farm in the early hours of March 3, 2005, where RCMP were investigating a marijuana grow operation and auto parts "chop shop" in a Quonset hut on Roszko's property. The two were not aware that the r.c.m.p were on Rosco's farm they thought the sheriff was coming to seize Rosko's truck. (this is what Hennessey claims)

By driving him home in the case of (Hennessey) and riding along to take him home (cheeseman), Both men were found guilty of Manslaughter. Both men pleaded guilty from the advise of their lawyers. They must have got them from an ad in the back of a comic book.

I respect , honor and am greatful that we have the R.C.M.P as the fine men and women who give selfishly of themselves to become R.C.M.P officers is no small commitment. It is a tragedy that we lost four Officers that day but by convicting two men of manslaughter who were not even their is ridiculous.

I am very confused with our Laws on how two men who are not mind readers nor were present for the murders could be convicted of these crimes. I think maybe aiding and abedding a convicted phelon ? or is this just something from the movies.

So two weeks later a woman from Saskatoon is sentenced to 4 yrs 2 months for brutally killing her own infant daughter. She threw the infant onto a couch in which the infant cracked it's head on the wooden arms , then picked the infant up like it was a sack of sand and threw it into a crib. She left it their for hours before emergency was called we don't even know if it was her who called the ambulanc. Then she gets a two for one deal like she is ordering pizza and has her sentence reduced by 13 months because she spent 13 months in custody .

This is absolutely ludicrous. I am not a racist person but our court system sure seems to want me to be this happened to be a Indian baby. What Indian baby's aren't worth much ? I am pulling my hair out here Robert Latimer gets a life sentence for the mercy killing of his daughter oh and by the way he didn't beat her and cause severe brain damage to her just before she died. as well he didn't get the two for one deal cause he got LIFE in prison.

I am Outraged and have lost all faith in our justice system.

Christmas 2008

2008-12-27T11:04:00.001-06:00

So Vinnie and I had decided about 6 months ago that we were going away for Christmas we were going to Vegas Baby, no tree no decorations just us getting on a plane and flying somewhere not so cold.

Every year we have to travel miles and miles to spend 1 to 2 days then come home again.

Well in September a friend gave us buddy passes to fly anywhere that airline flew . So we decided to go to Las Vegas at the end of November. that meant no christmas holiday.

But dec 10th hit and we dicussed it again so on Fri the 12th on the phone we decided to go to Vegas again . Vinnie booked the tickets and I had to look after the Accomadations. Well I wanted a suite as when we stayed at the Luxor it was wonderful. so I found us a deal at the Venetian

We had a blast we got to see three shows that's three more than I expected
as when we went in November we only saw one Mamma Mia.

Mama Mia

It was wonderful I cannot say enough how much I lourved it even though you hear me say over and over "No More Fucking ABBA" a line from one of my favorite movies: The Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert

A little Sound Bite from Priscilla.

The First show we were able to attend was The Jersey Boys It is a musical based on the life of Frankie Valley and The Four Seasons I would have to say that this was the best show we saw it was awesome.

The next show was LaReve at the Wynn It was by far the most exciting show their was so much going on that your brain couldn't keep up it was very exciting and breathtaking, you never knew what was going to happen next.

On our last night in Vegas we saw Bette Midler live at the Colleseum at Caesars Palace. I have always enjoyed Bette Midler and this show was great I was dissapointed though she sang only a few of her old songs and then she included the mermaid Delores Delago I did not enjoy this part of the show at all she can dump this part and it wouldn't hurt anyone's feelings it was stupid her and the cast were dressed up in mermaid outfits driving around stage in amigo chairs (not entertaining) and it took up valuable time from the show. Don't get me wrong I enjoyed the show, she include some showgirl stuff the Caesar Salad Girls put on quite a performance .

We also went shopping at three different centres two Outlet malls one in Vegas and one on the Nevad/California border called Primm it was excellent many bargains were found Vinnie bought 4 pair of Pantzes.

We also spent a day out at Red Rock canyon it was really cool . Nice to get away from the shiny lights and all the short foreign people who drove me completely crazy as they have no clue on how to walk down the street they just stop in the middle of 1,000's of people stupid I say.

Here are some pics of our trip

Caesars Palace

Paris through the Bellagio Fountains

Oh Christmas Tree at the Bellagio

Our Hotel

Red Rock Canyon

A liitle buddy we met and brought him home for a special friend

The doors to the bathroom yes doors not one two

The living room / bar

The dining room / bar

more living room /bar

view from our window

The bed

The new Encore by Wynn

Vinnie in front of Circus Circus (He He He)

New York New York

My favorit pic see the tiny Christmas tree this is the construction sit of the Hotel/condo development called City Centre

Flashback of Memories

2008-12-17T21:30:00.000-06:00

After the Wonderful Christmas weekend with the girls I came home and reviewed some of our photos from our LA trips boy the memories!

Did I tell you lately I drove The Goodyear Blimp

Christmas in Toon Town 2008

2008-12-17T00:46:00.001-06:00

Once again it was time to sneak away for the weekend and spend it with my two bestest girls Titsy & and Hussy . This year we rendezvoused in the Big City of Toon Town we went back to the Hotel that we stayed at last year and were ready for an weekend of giggling , snorting and eyebrow caressing.

Friday afternoon we snuggled in, then had some hourdourves and a few wee drinkies and then we thought we would go hot tubbing .

Much to our Shagrin their was no flipping Hot tub the stupid hotel removed it without changing their website. Bad BW Bad BW.

So back to the room more drinking then opened presents. The paper was flying their were Elephants, Monkeys and Roosters everywhere. HMM And its not the year of any of them, not even the Year of the Panda like my Peppered friend seems to think.

We went shopping then out to the Ivy for Cocktails and Dinner met some wild people and had a really good time. Can't wait till next year That will be North Warpontiac.

This was one of the video's recorded that weekend the only one I could publish no less.

Buddy Passes

2008-11-29T19:09:00.000-06:00

Ok so I got these buddy passes from a friend who said you can go anywhere we fly . We tried New York to Expensive then Vinnie wanted to go to LA Hmm I had issues with that cause I only go with Titsy and Hussy but he convinced me. So We were off to LA

On friday before we were going to leave my Vinnie says maybe we should go to Vegas Baby.

It took less than a second and we were off to Vegas . We even left a day early left Wed came home monday. Our flight Wednesday was direct left here at 4:50 and was in Vegas at 6:00

Not much sleep lots of gambling and the coolest slot machine on earth a star trek game taht you log your progress and win , once you get so many medals you are allowed to play different games it was so cool . I played one night for 5 flipping hours.

Flight home was booked so we flew to Regina took a bus to s'toon and we were home before our original flight even landed.

here are some of my Pics.

Jemma Under every Skirt

This one is for Hussy

They sold this Jesus stuff right beside the sex books

Home

The guy we actually met in LA

The New City Centre (constuction site)

Outlet Mall shopping

Home

The Secret Garden

The Venetian

New York New York (we wanted to go their anyway)

The Shower and Tub

The sink & Toilet

The Bed

Kitchen area

Living Room

Theatre One (hehehehehe)

2008-11-16T18:29:00.000-06:00

It was a great time, period. I do not know where to begin , well the house we got to live in for free was perfect A crazy wild woman was going to put us up for the weekend but instead found us a house of our own.

The shows were great the green rooms were fun and the people were as usual entertaining.

I am still giggling about a few things here and their. The half circle is one of them .

The Living room

One of the thousand antiques

The Dinning room

REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM

Chocolate Pepper Mints

Boy George in the Flesh

I see a Stalker

What can I say ?

Old Def Lepard

Hmmm What are those tonques doing

Sexy Baby

The Green Team

Pardon you me who let you folks in

My Hidden Game Cam

2008-11-02T10:33:00.000-06:00

I bought this game cam to keep an eye on our vehicles since the Wednesday Morning Madness incident of 2007.

I of course don't know how to use it properly so I set it up at the Cottage this summer to practice.

Here are some pic's of what I got

A squirrel

Another cheeky Squirrel

He's just a poser

A bird of somesort

A cat not mine

Another cat not mine

A mouse

Yet another cat

And another cat

A coyote no wait it's only Big Bitch

There were over 700 pictures captured lot's of Cats mine and not Mine lot's of Big Bitch even some Humans but some of them weren't wearing any clothes so couldn't show you those.
As you can see the dates is screwed up I told you I didn't know how to use it.

4 More Sleeps till Party Time

2008-11-02T10:07:00.000-06:00

I can't believe its One Act Festival Time again boy the year went fast. I can't wait.

I get to see all my Theatre buddy's, Might even have another Blind folded Tit contest that was F. U. N .

I reflect over the past year:
A new career path yes I made it through my Year of Probation Oct 22nd yippee.

As my boss says I'd have to Kill someone, to get fired. Well I don't have to she left on her own.

When I started work at the new job their was only one thing I wasn't that happy about . Their was a certain person already on staff who lets just say I did not Like . Ok I hated the bitch she was in my eyes: a very large waste of skin.

So of course My smoking buddy Bobby Jean and I (she started a month before I did). Came up with the theory we were on survivor . As we were both term employee's and could not wait to become permanent. (we did) So both of us at the same time said were voting that bitch off. And we did she's gone. She announced on Bobby Jean's 40th birthday that she was quitting and moving to Cow Town.

Best Birthday present EVAH , so now we have to vote someone else off we are having difficulty as the people are really great. I am sure we will come up with someone. I'll let you know.

Can't wait to go to Страсбург that's bulgarian for where were going.

Daylight Savings starts

2008-11-02T09:54:00.000-06:00

To all of you around the World (except Saskatchewan)
Because we don't change for no one.

Don't forget to set your clocks Back or you will be late for work.

Something to make you Giggle

2008-11-02T09:45:00.000-06:00

From the Archives of the Putor

I haven't seen this in a few years and it still makes me giggle.

Hello Peoples

2008-10-18T11:24:00.001-06:00

Ok I finally found some time to actually log in and type something. I know it has been at least 6 months since my last post but I have been Living for the Lake.

Last weekend we went and took out the boat, the dock, and the lift. And we got the Huge Mother *&H%@NG Rock out of the lake, that was resting under our pontoon boat for the past 5 million years. We had a little Celebration with Martinis as well . Very very Happy .

Other than the fact that we closed up the cottage for the year and may not go back till spring (you never know) that was sad.

We had Thanksgiving with Tuffy, Tito and their offspring it was wonderful Thanksgiving at the cottage again.

On Sept 26th we were sitting on the promenade deck staring at the lake watching the geese and ducks etc and Vinnie Holds up his glass and lights a paper on Fire and says we did it. I was kinda shocked as I did not have a clue ? It was the Boat Mortgage he burned it and toasted me It was exciting .

The Kids I think this will make a perfect Christmas Card

Ok one of our last Sunsets this year it goes so fast now

If you click on the pics you will get the real picture.

Aquarium

2008-03-21T11:41:00.001-06:00

This is what the wall and Aquarium stand look like now.

Of course Big Bitch had to get her Big Ass in the photo

Again Big Bitch she See's a camera and thinks it's all about her.

I will be posting more photo's as the construction progresses.

100 posts

2008-03-21T11:26:00.000-06:00

I can't flipping believe it!! this is post 101 . I guess it should be good then. Well I am still sick blah blah blah. I am oozing snot like a volcano . And the chest thing when I cough it sounds like my chest is full of water. I am cramming away at my lines as dress rehearsal was a total disaster on my part. Note to self Don't take off to Mexico in the middle of a production without knowing your lines. I do this almost every production I procrastinate away until the last minute. My fellow performers are always looking at me and cursing . But lo and behold I always pull it off on Dress rehearsal. This time no such luck . The fact I have been away and sick has not helped either.

No such thing as being prepared, no sir, not me . So I have 3 days to learn my lines .

I guess I better get back at it

Sick Sick Sick

2008-03-16T11:23:00.000-06:00

I can't believe I got sick . But I guess after the world wind tour to Mexico then coming home with no sleep then letting myself get run down with our rehearsal schedule , work traveling all over the province etc, getting some kind of bug in Ft qu'appelle no sleep again etc I can sure tell I'm not up to snuff.

We had dress rehearsal yesterday and I was so relaxed it was like it wasn't me . I just have no energy none what so ever , I did my part missed lot's of lines and the end result was I was just depressed over the whole thing. I just want to sleep .

My glands are swollen, I got a cold sore, my ears hurt, my throat hurts, snot is running like a river, my head aches , I have a fever, even my flipping shoulders and neck hurt etc etc.

And today I have to leave for NB for work , when will it end . I want my old self back .

And if one person says to me Suck it up Princess I'll suck it up all right right in their Kisser.

Scuba 101

2008-03-16T09:35:00.001-06:00

On Day 2 Vinnie & Bruno decided to go on a scuba trip neither of us had ever tried it, we talked to instructor and we thought ok lets do it.

We spent an hour and 1/2 in a lecture type setting learning all about the equipment , then an hour and a 1/2 in the pool using the equip and practicing scuba. Bruno of course had difficulty who would have thought my claustrophobia would affect my ability to scuba Hmmmmm. Vinnie seemed to have it under control so we got on the boat and headed out . It was about a 1/2 hour boat trip to the national park coral reef that we were going to dive by. We went with three other divers and the instructor, 2 of which were very experienced divers and the third was his first open water dive since his certification so we felt pretty safe. Bruno did not make it in the water with scuba equip ( I was to freaked out) From the time I got on the boat all I could think about was the movie Open Water if you have seen it you will know what I'm talking about. But I was persuaded to jump overboard and snorkle, I saw lots of fish it was very cool. It was a little freaky watching the boat take off and looking around going hmm I'm alone single target small and easy to swallow. Vinnie went scuba diving lasted about 10 min then came up and said it was really wild , the current was very strong . The fellow who was on his first dive lasted about 20 and came up said he had a really bad headache (not good in my thoughts) the rest lasted their 45 minutes. It was an experience don't think i will try it again (the claustrophobia Thing was to scary).

Back to the land Vinnie jumped off the boat and hurt his shoulder (rotater cuff muscle) He was in severe pain for about three days. Boozes give him more boozes.

The pics of our fellow scuba mates and our boat captain (guy in blue with sunglasses on) he was very nice and the same age as me). Guess which one was the instructor hehe.

Another adventure and we lived through it.

Crazy Friends from Mexico

2008-03-09T10:20:00.001-06:00

Ok does this guy look like Rip Taylor or what ? Met him at the pool bar one night.

Wanda and Juan , Some crazy I mean crazy Canadians from northeren Ontario they were a hoot. We laughed with them till we pissed ourselves . well at least till we could barely walk anymore. As you can tell by the pics it was a little shaky.

We also met a couple from Northern BC they were young and fun and they even got Tattoos, a Gal from Vancouver and her daughter(very nice people),as well as a couple from Manitoba (our drinking Buddies) So in one week we made new friends drank with strangers , Saw more skin than we actually wanted , The europeans in their speedos (banana Hammocks) were to funny They were bouncing around everywhere it seemed weird though only the ones over about 30 were like this the younger ones seemed more in tune with what to wear to the bar. And tits galore big ones small ones medium ones it was a buffet. Their was the woman with the watermelon tits and I can't believe she was walking around with them out for the world to gasp at , It was flipping dangerous she could have killed someone with those cannons , I am quite sure she was aware that her tits were wacking people in the head , arms, knees etc etc but I think she enjoyed it. Whatever !!!!!!!!!

Anyway fun was had by all

Last Minute Trip

2008-03-08T11:00:00.000-06:00

We decided at the last minute to take a well deserved vacation in warmer climes so we booked it Wednesday and flew out on Saturday. It was great no time to stress over anything just get the things done that needed to be done and go.

This was my favorite spot laying on the beach with my head staring up into the Palapa, I saw this a lot as it was a very relaxing Holiday

This is what I saw when I lifted my head to take a drink of my Strawberry Daiquiri, In which I had a few well maybe more than a few.

I do have to say this was the most relaxing holiday I have ever been on we just layed around and drank for a whole week. This was my first experience with an all inclusive 3 meals a day with snacks and all the boozes you can drink.

It was wonderful

Ok this was sitting at a bar we found on the isle le mujure (not right spelling) Vinnie drinking a Margarita.

This was the water it was so beautiful.

Me at a bar hmmm with the Murse (so named by Titsy & Hussy on a previous adventure LA 2005) I was drinking a Cosmo Martini

More pics to come I better get to rehearsal

Our Room In Cancun

2008-03-08T10:52:00.001-06:00

Isn't it cute I laughed and laughed . Ok it wasn't our room.

But I had to take a pic.

Big Bitch & Heathcliff

2008-03-08T10:38:00.000-06:00

Just A photo of Big Bitch I took Christmas Morning, She looked so sweet .

And Clifford was so happy.

Just Me & Vinnie alone at last. I wish we didn't have to go anywhere.

Warmer Climes

2008-02-21T20:26:00.000-06:00

It's about Time we blew this Popsicle stand and Flew to warmer climes.

Hope I don't fall asleep in the sun.

Day 2 of construction

2008-02-03T17:46:00.000-06:00

I came home from rehearsal and their is a mess everywhere sawdust , boards power tools etc etc.

But the wall has been recreated the one that was demolished. As well the fram for the new Aquarium stand is well underway.

Still lots of pounding and banging but no swearing yet!

Got to hear the plan for everything and am starting to feel a little better about the PLAN.

Will keep you posted

CONSTRUCTION ZONE

2008-02-03T17:35:00.000-06:00

It has been about 4 months of discussing, planning, contemplating about getting an aquarium.

Vinnie decided it was time so last Sunday we drove to Saskabush and Vinnie purchased an Aquarium . We could not get one here in Northern Town as the National Pet store chain did not carry any aquariums over 45 gallons. Of course that was not big enough.

So we came home last Sunday with a 90 gal beast and a pump that could suck the guts out of a whale.

So today we went shopping for materials as Vinnie needs to build a cabinet. So he was asking how are we going to get the stuff home as most of it is longer than 8 ft . i told him he could strap it to the roof of his jeep or get it delivered, he picked the latter. This is all part of the Plan.

So demolition started today on the wall that was in his way. Lots of banging and swearing going on up there. The stuff was delivered and will be ready for construction tomorrow.

Rehearsal Today

2008-02-03T17:13:00.000-06:00

We had our first full rehearsal today for our upcoming full length play. It went very well and am glad to be back in the heart of things, so to say. It was great fun and I am very anxious to get on a stage and start rehearsing with the proper space.

Zeitgeist

2008-02-02T07:56:00.000-06:00

A friend at the daily grind sent me this link to this new movie that the producers have put on the world webby for folks to view download distribute etc.

This is a very good documentary on how we the people have been snowed in so many ways , It is interesting as part 1 about religion is bang on. It is something I have always pondered with as the almighty one just did not make sense to me. Being raised catholic is a like growing up with blinders on with a whole bunch of wacco's.

If you want to watch on your computer go to

Zeitgeist

It is 2 hours long.

The instructions for downloading this one are kinda wonky I tried but kept getting errors so after a couple hours I went searching and found it at stage 6 a site dedicated to Div x format.
It is free to join and download or upload and very easy to use. There is no spy ware etc on this site. It also has all kinds of music movies etc

So I recommend you go to stage 6 zeitgeist you can download the movie burn it to a dvd and watch it on your dvd player(if your dvd player has div x)

After watching the documentary it sure makes you thing about our world and our history.

This rocks

2008-01-22T08:23:00.000-06:00

Click on the link Below

Turn up your volume up and use your mouse to slap him silly

http://www.counterfeitmini.com/main.swf

One weeks Adventure Sunday to Sunday

2008-01-21T11:34:00.000-06:00

Had a really exciting week , Left Northern Town On Sunday ,spent the first 4 days in Vagina then the last three in some sorta sack . I think it was about 1700 Km their and back and their and back. As I had to come home for a day and 1/2 then head out again.

The first three days I was a participant in 3 courses. The last three days I was the facilitator in a Forward Planning Session. Lots of learning, teaching and education in one week.

Anyway in my travels to and from Vagina and then to and from the"Sack" I passed the following. Enjoy. I think each town /city thinks theirs is the biggest or best . I think it's quite silly myself
especially the Year round Santa claus!!!!!!! Please -------give me a break.

New Years Resolution

2008-01-06T10:12:00.000-06:00

I just read an article on the dangers of heavy drinking....
It scared the shit out of me...So that's it!

After today, no more reading.

Johnny Cash : Hurt

2007-11-24T11:27:00.000-06:00

I came accross this video the other day and was actually very moved by it.

I got goose bumps all over. It brought back memories of my father listening to Johnny as I was growing up. They were good memories but watching the video and listening to this song made me think about this legend who has been around my entire life.

Even though my father has been gone for 15 years whenever I hear Johnny cash I think about my Dad.

I consider myself very fortunate in the fact that I had the freak opportunity to see this man perform. I was up In LA in the summer of 83 and He just happened to be there having a concert . I very much enjoyed it.

As most of you know I am not a country music fan and probably never will be. It's like nails down a chalk board to me.

But I salute this man for all his accomplishments, I was very saddened by his death as this is the loss of a legend. One of my legends.

Enjoy

We are Going to The Grey Cup

2007-11-18T21:52:00.000-06:00

It was a great win for our Riders as they are now on their way to the Grey Cup .

HMMM I'm gonna check flights

Anyway they all did great but I had to put a couple pictures of Kerry up here .

The Score 26- 17

ys

Here we go go go

Kerry joseph Need I say More

Waterton National Park

2007-11-17T17:22:00.000-06:00

I had to go for a wedding so I drove from Northern Town to S'toon then flew to Cowtown then got on another flight to Lethbridge then rented car then drove from their to Waterton.

Meanstwhile My niece was flying from TO and meeting me in cowtown so we could fly together the rest of the way. Needless to say Air Carnage cancelled her flight bumped her so we could not fly together. So we saw each other for five minutes in cowtown only to meet up again in Lethbridge.

It was very Beautiful their.

New Career Path

2007-10-27T11:26:00.000-06:00

Well I finally did it after years of complaining and bitching about my job I quit.

Short Version of why I quit.

I was at my job for 9 years 9 months and 10 days It did have it's good times. I worked for a guy who I thought was a great boss we got along great 99 % of the time in my eyes it was a good job.

About 7 years ago my boss deceided it was time for his son to come work for us in management. We have management meetings every two weeks. It was about 2 years of the the two of them fighting over the stupidist things and I was usually stuck in the middle . I learned to just turn my back and walk away and let them fight. So after 2 years of fighting my boss deceided to make his son manager and he deceided to leave .

About six months into into it my boss calls me numerous times and says what is going on I can't leave things go on the way they are. What will happen if we fire him Blah blah blah. Yeah right I'm gonna tell my boss to fire his son . Does he think I'm daft? Of course I told him to do what ever he felt was right.

He then comes in for our bi weekly meeting and demotes him as he does not have a clue on how to be a manager. ( And he was never at work) He makes me Manager and promises me everything.

Of course the wage increase came along with more responsibility, I was doing the job before just not getting paid for it. But all the other things I was promised were never mentioned again. So I deceided enough is enough I'm out of their.

Over a year ago I applied for a FED GOV job, after numerous testing and interviews I was finally called and offered a position.

I am happy to say I accepted the position and am not looking back.

I have completed 1 week of work so far and compared to the old job it's a walk in the park.

And I like walking in the park. So it is all new to me and I am ready for the adventure.

As well I do not have a job title yet so when people have asked me what I do ? And trust me on this one evryone has asked. I have just replied I don't know yet.

And here is what I do at my new job

Closing up the cottage for winter

2007-10-27T10:52:00.000-06:00

It was a tough one but we did it closed everything up at the cottage for the winter.

We had a wonderful weekend we had guest Puffy and Wilma come for the weekend.

Friday evening started off Quiet !!!!!!!

But then Wilma decieded she needed blender drinks ???

Well we were off and running then Fruit juice ice and Tequila

It was a good one . Till the wee hours of the morning we even played pool ( not sure how well we were playing at that point.

Saturday came and Puffy helped Vinnie and I Tarp the boat up biggest damn tarp i've ever seen.

Took us a couple hours , Big Bitch 11 was put to rest for the winter.

Big Bitch got to go tromping around like their was no tomorrow let her loose on the golf course and she was like a rabbit hopping here their and everywhere.

She even went swimming a couple times. Ooh it was cold.

We were invaded by geese as the annual fly south thing was going on above us it is always freaky when it happens you think your in the movie " The birds"

A great time was had by us can't wait to go out for another weekend

Ready for Winter

2007-10-11T17:02:00.000-06:00

Last weekend the long weekend Thanksgiving weekend.

We pulled the boat out and the lift and the dock. It was very sad as it will be months and months till we get to float the boat again.

We had a great Thanksgiving with Flo she brought her Beu and he was very cordial. I think I am warming up to the old geezer.

I will be posting more in the next little while but the next few weeks I have lots of things booked and I have made a career move that i will tell you about soon.

Fishing I luv fishing

2007-09-22T08:48:00.001-06:00

This was Sunday the 16th of september it was 73 degrees it was awesome

The prizes

Caught four threw one back it was to little .

I can already taste it

The boat

As you can see no one on the lake, it was awesome

The lounger just waiting for me

Worktards

2007-09-19T20:22:00.000-06:00

I suppose I am not alone in this dilema but it seems like I am . I know I have friends who have commented on the same things now and then.

Where have all the inteligent people gone ?

I am so sick and tired off all the stupid people I have to deal with day in and day out.

It is rediculous , how do these people dress themselves in the morning or let alone know how to use toilet paper I will never figure out.

My staff are unbelievably stupid . I have one guy who honest to god has idiot days the other staff and I comment on how dumb he can be on those days.

I think maybe they are on THE CRACK

Today was one of those days

Tag you're it

2007-09-15T08:41:00.000-06:00

The following is a tag game. Play if you like by answering the questions on your own blog. I copied from my friend Wilma

The category is movies:

1. Name a movie you've seen more than 10 times...Alien Resurection
2. Name a movie you've seen multiple times in the theatre...Rocky Horror Picture Show
3. Name an actor who would make you more inclined to see a movie...Brad Pitt
4. Name an actor who would make you less likely to see a movie...Tom Hanks, Will ferrill, David Caruso
5. Name a movie that you can and do quote from...Terminator
6. Name a musical, to which you know the lyrics to the songs...Saturday night Fever
7. Name a movie with which you've been known to sing along...Rocky Horror Picture show
8. Name a movie you would recommend everyone to see...The Shawshank Redemption
9. Name a movie you own re DVD...Pulp Fiction
10. Name a movie you want to own...Fight club
11. Name a memorable detective...Jean Lundegard
12. Have you ever seen a movie in a drive-in? If so, what...Alien
13. Ever made out in a movie?...Yes
14. Popcorn or Ice Cream?...Popcorn
15. Name a favorite Black & White movie...don't have one, colour was invented
16. Name a movie that made you cry...Shindlers list
17. Name best book adaption to a movie...Misery
18. Name a dog movie...Snow dogs
19. Name a cat movie...Cat's Eye
20. What's the last movie you saw on a plane?...Airport
21. What's the first movie you remember seeing?...Billy Jack
22. Name a block buster seen...Kill Bill vol 1
23. What is the movie you wish you hadn't seen?...Final Approach
24. What is the weirdest movie you have ever watched?...Liquid Sky
25. What is the scariest movie you've seen?... Silence of the lambs
26. What is the funniest movie you've seen?...??? Austin Powers Gold Member
27. Name a car chase movie...The Fast & the Furious
28. A favorite movie not mentioned...Kill Bill vol 2
29. Name a movie series...Star Trek
30. Name something science fiction...The matrix

Six degrees of seperation

2007-09-15T07:39:00.000-06:00

Ok I finally got a haircut (my last one was in may).
I am getting my hair cut yesterday by a new hair cutter guy. We have never met before he came reccomended to me by a good friend. We start talking asking questions about each other etc etc. He is clipping away chopping off my golden locks we talk about travel and all sorts of things. He says he is going to L.A in march .

Well of course I start blabing about our fabuloso trips to la and the things we have done. So then he says he is going to montreal to visit his friend Kyle, then to vancouver etc etc. So we go back to the L.A thing cause it's always about me of course.

I tell him about Madonna, and he says who did you go with ? I thought that was kinda strange but kept on chatting a mile a minute and of course I said my good friends Titsy and Hussy. He asks well where are they from ? And I'm thinking who cares where they are from I went to madonna(it's all about me right).Madonna for tards sake. So I tell him Dodge and Oil patch Saskatchewan

Then he says to me my friend Kyle used to live in Dodge isn't that a coincidence. And you know I was with Kyle when he got a text message or phone call (he couldn't remember which) from a girl at The Madonna concert in LA. Well I said I'm sure my friend Tisty has a friend named Kyle who lives in Montreal .

Well we figured it out a year and 1/2 ago I was in L.A with my friend Titsy and he was with his friend Kyle and the two were texting about the concert we were at.

Six degrees of seperation man it was to weird .

The haircut was great a little short but I like it.

Martini Mishap's

2007-09-12T08:32:00.000-06:00

Well I have to say as the months pass and we have company at the cottage we expect our friends to break the odd Martini glass.

We have taken probably a dozen glasses to the cottage and one by one they seem to get broken.

we were down to two left so we thought we better replenish the stock so we took out another 6 .

In one week Peanut broke one Vinnie broke one and one was broken by the dishes in the sink (no one to blame for that one).

Peanut
was re-arranging the freezer and thought oh those Martini glasses will
fit in the door to the freezer so will take up less space . Until
peanut swung the freezer door open and martini glass comes flying out
at him.

Vinnie was digging in freezer and had to take one
martini glass out so he could get to the cold martini glass at the back
of the freezer so he set the warm one on top of the freezer. 15 minutes
later when he went back to make another shaker ofcosmo's he swung the freezer door open to get ice and the martini glass on top of freezer came flying at him.

So now we are down to five.

A week at the cottage

2007-09-10T08:00:00.000-06:00

It was a wonderful week at the cottage.
Started out with a visit from Queen jemma and her parents. She is now
3. They came for a visit. She has grown so much . We tried to con her
into making a few deals while we were their one being If she shit in
the toilet she would get a Kinder surprise egg. well after 8 days
nothing. We of course will remember this and bug her about it when she is older.

Mommy Dearest

Of course we went fishing and we were very successful, The sunday we left I even caught a 5 pounder.

We had a great fish fry one night and had a small zip lock bag full of left overs.

Queen Jemma's Great grandmother had begged for some fish so we sent a package to her and she loved it.

We also went Quading one day, good friends Tuffy & Ace came by and picked us up . Said you guys can have that quad equipped with helmuts and all. We had a blast I drove of course cause Vinnie doesn't like to drive . Tuffy even brought beer for us boy's. We went for the whole afternoon and topped it off with a tour on the boat.

We went shopping at the Flea market and all bought something. Of course we frequented the local Liqour store to find out that the Liqour natzi has retired . We were saddened as she always brought tears to our eyes as we bombarded her establishment.

It was quite quiet as all the demon sprogs have gone back to school .

It was another wonderful week away from the world.

The Dryer

2007-08-26T08:18:00.000-06:00

Ok when we got back from holidays in july we had lot's of dirthy clothes . Lot's of laundry to do etc. Cunswaylo was no where to be found and the dryer was not working properly. Hmm That liitle bitch has been doing a little caflucking to the dryer so she doesn't have to use it. The dryer had heat then it didn't have heat. So I finally called sears as that'e where I bought it. They said no problem.

They sent out a repairman he spent 15 minutes playing with it then came upstairs and said yeah it's the controller. Well if you knew it was the controller then why didn't you bring one with you. So two weeks later he calls comes back and fixes it. So this weekend has been laundry weekend from friday till sunday .

Still no sign of cunswaylo

Boat

2007-08-21T08:16:00.000-06:00

Ok the boat is fixed and back in the water we picked it up a day late . But it is back in operation and ready for another month of use.Hurray

Damage to the Boat

2007-08-14T18:57:00.000-06:00

Got the latest estimate $2,800.00 for the Fire works escapade

As you can see here the prop is alittle bent

Her you can see how the prop actually chewed into the bottom of the splash guard

another prop photo

the prop actually inside the splash guard

here you can see the shaft is bent and the leg is cracked . This is the expensive part . The prop was only $800.00 bucks no less

Simpsonized

2007-08-06T11:04:00.000-06:00

This was so cool

http://simpsonizeme.com/#

Catastrophie at Wakaw

2007-08-05T11:14:00.000-06:00

It was a sad evening at the lake . We went to watch the fireworks that were happening in wakaw so we were traveling west through the channel .

I was driving and We hit a big Rock.

Boat is fine Motor did not fair so well . We brought The boat back home and will take it to the fix it shop Tuesday.

Vinnie's estimate around $ 2,300.00

Needless to say I have had my head hanging low .

Here fishy fishy

2007-07-26T12:10:00.000-06:00

After days of not catching a lousy thing one day Vinnie and I came accross this little secluded area that was just ripe with perch .

Our first day at this spot we brought home about a dozen.

Second trip we caught probably a hundred but only brought home 24.

Black Betty

2007-07-26T10:53:00.000-06:00

Black Betty returns and does not get drank under the table.

Yes she remained the queen this year as i do recall last year hearing her moaning from the living room . Trick was feed her martinis she can't take it.

Look who's beside her it's Puffy with his glass out trixied him again hehe.

Puffy

2007-07-26T10:45:00.000-06:00

Puffy came to visit and of course i wanted pictures for my wall of fame . As you can see he was being trixie every time i went to snap his mug a glass was in front of it . but I outsmarted him got one of him on the boat. As you can see he brought Wilma with him AKA Titsy AKA Fibi. And would you not agree this is a very nice pic of the two of them quite sober i believe must have been early in the morning no less.

Stained waste of skin

2007-07-25T10:58:00.000-06:00

So I have taken the vehicles to get fixed. The Jeep is done and now on loan to Ricco & Veronica.

The car has been repainted and the window and interior damage fixed. Still has to go for the interior light/ door ajar problem

I have so far forked over $ 800.00 for windows and 500.00 for deductible not to mention insurance has paid &1300.00 to the body shop.

And the car isn't done yet.

That stained waste of skin has now cost SGI over 2100.00 and me 500.00 and we are not done.

I just bought a new light that will permanently blind you if you touch my car .

I will be setting this trap to catch the &*$# Head.

Cuntswaylo

2007-07-25T10:23:00.000-06:00

I looked and looked as I thought maybe we left her at the cottage , the last time we were here. I did see one eye in the bushes I think that was her. You can see she was cleary hiding of course neglecting her duties , dishes beer run water hauling porta potty dumping .

I still didn't catch her.

Wilma Aka: Titsy AKA: Fibi

2007-07-24T11:57:00.000-06:00

This is Fibi just prior to her performance of Smelly Cat. It was quite entertaining.

The reviews from the neighbors were mixed some said it was wonderful other were not sure what the racket was. I personnaly luved it and can't wait till the next performance. I am hoping for stairway to heaven .

And here is Titsy making an appearance on the boat. She was up to her usual tricks drinking smoking dancing etc.

And look who is behind her puffy and his damn glass. It's a two hander martine glass in one hand looks like a beer in the other hmmm.

Wilma hiding as usual but we can see her.

Big Bitch

2007-07-24T11:49:00.000-06:00

Big Bitch had a great vacation towing the boat around the lake everyday , swimming walking etc etc . She hates her new life jacket but i love it . I can pick her up right out of the water.

She has crawled up the ladder at the back of boat with a little help . Practise will make perfect. soon she will be able to get on and off by herself.

Visitors to the Cottage

2007-07-23T10:08:00.000-06:00

A fine visit was had with Veronica and Ricco . They were on their best behaviour and even stayed overnight.Ricco even tried fishing. I don't think he even broke anything this time oh i forgot about the chair . Of course Veronica was chatting up a storm with all the other guests as usual . I truely love her, she has such a spicy personality somewhat like a red pepper.

As you will notice in the back ground a Pineapple that was one of four that was brought to the cabin for the weekend, my friends are so thoughtful. Booze and fruit can't go wrong i always say

Vacation

2007-07-23T10:04:00.000-06:00

Ok it was a wonderful time we had all sorts of company and copious amounts of alcohol was consumed . I hate work who invented this stupid idea anyway . It would make more sense if we had to work for three weeks a year and got holidays for the rest.

I will be posting pics of the holidays as i have time.

Vacation

2007-07-17T10:02:00.000-06:00

Well the whole family is on vacation at the cottage . We are having a great time I will have photo's when we return.

Wednesday Morning Madness

2007-06-27T18:21:00.000-06:00

So this is what I found when I was off to work this morning.

Let me tell you if I ever catch the stained waste of skin who decieded he needed to be a thief and a burden on society instead of a full functioning human , I will personally remove his teeny tiny balls with a butter knife no less.

Obviously he has not bothered to get an education, he would rather break and enter and steal cause he can't afford to buy these things for himself.

He stole my satelite radio . Is he that simple that he thinks it is worth something .
Of course I reported it stolen and it has been rendered useless . And how stupid was he ? He stole my phone charger to plug it in with and left me the radio plug.

He also rooted through everything in both my vehicles like a starving pig. He is probably a crack head.

Enough time wasted on this.

Summer Time Fun

2007-06-27T18:17:00.000-06:00

We finally got to go to the lake and enjoy the boat.

I went up friday night with BB and met Wilma their for a long overdue get together.

This is a shot of the new boat and the new dock.

Flooding part Deux

2007-06-23T18:39:00.000-06:00

of course the high water table this year and massive amounts of rain we are getting has caused more grief.

the basement flooded agin but with very liitle damage.

Bedroom carpet is dust.

But Wilma and i went shopping and found a bargain

A new carpet with an extra runner for roughly 65 % off reg price

pictures will follow.

Pick up the Boat

2007-05-20T10:47:00.000-06:00

We had scheduled our orientation to pick up the new boat at 4:00pm on friday the 11th .

We had arranged to get off work early and be out of town by 5:00pm.

We arrived on time for orientation and needless to say it did not go well.

We had to wait about 20 minutes before it started the guy appoligised about 4 times for being late. Then he started the orientation but kept answering his cell phone . Turn the bleeping thing off already.

During orientation we examined diferent parts of the boat. He showed us the water supply and i asked what the hose was that was not attached to anything? He picked up the water tank which is under one of the seats, it has a motor on top of it to pump the water to the sink. He then proceeded to tell me that that hose was if you wanted to pump water from the lake you just connected it to the pump which had nothing connected to it. So i then asked him how does water get from the tank to the sink as obviosly it was not attached to anything. He looked at me and went oh it goes through the hose on the other end of the tank. I thought this must be magic as their was no hose on the other end of the tank as he had just picked it up and it was not connected to anything. He then looks at me and says oh maybe i was wrong about the water from the lake I guess they have not hooked it up yet .

Ok I am not a boat salesman nor am I someone who works in a boat dealership I am not a plumber nor do I have any experience in any area of pontoon boats. so why do I have to tell this moron that something is not hooked up.

I rest my case customer service is completely in the toilet. We have such a lack of skilled labour and/or people who actually want to be a productive part of society . The avergage person these does not give a shit about anything. don't even mention governmnet employees or the famous SERVICE CANADA department of the federal government.

Anyway we finished orientation by 6:00pm. 1 hour late.

Now we are off to the lake (after picking up big bitch)

Our plan is tomorrow morning go to Wakaw pick up Boat Lift come back put dock in then put lift in then put boat in water and be done by Dinner time.

Well lets just say we finished about 9:30 pm and the boat was still on the trailer.

Sunday we launched boat took it for a few spins took Mom for a ride for Mothers day then had a barbeque .

We then took a bottle of wine and had a nice ride on the boat before we had to go home. more pics will follow

La Trip and Beyond part 1

2007-05-18T09:36:00.000-06:00

Ok Monday the 16th was a sad day .

Hussy and I had to drop off Titsy at the airport for her journey home.

We missed her.

So we were off to San Diego .

Our plan was to go to San Diego Zoo and Sea world. Then head back to LA

We actually arrived in San Diego in good time did not get to lost although Microsoft streets and trips sent us on a wild goose chase to get to our hotel.

Note to map users don't use streets and trips ITS WRONG in so many ways.

We found our hotel no problem and it had a beautiful view of the marina.

So we headed off to Sea World.

we arrived at approx 2pm and it closed at 5:00pm

Admision was $57.00 usd Yes $ 57.00 us

Ok Hussy take a breath were here lets fork over the dough and get it over with.

We did but you need to see the video we made to get your money's worth.

So we had a great time I actually got to feed the Bat rays out of my hand .

I had to pay another 5.00 bucks to buy bait though. It was worth it.

We did get hungry so Hussy bought a fruit drink and i bought an ice cream bar
hers was 4.75 and mine was 3.50 ok take a breath we know that cold stuff costs more in california cause it's hot here. Ok I'm not a moron this place was completely outrageous for a bucket of popcorn they wanted 4.00 bucks.

Anyway we did have a good time. So then we went out for dinner at the Boathuse restaurant . It was very nice I had the Lobster, it was delicious.

Back to the hotel and lounged in the hot tub for awhile drank some beers and off to bed.

We were on the 8th floor (top) and the hotel was under construction . Which actually didn't bother us as they only worked from 8-5.

But the people accross the street building some kind of monstrosity decieded to start work at 6 am.

We had to get up anyway as we had a long day ahead of us.

So we took a little drive as we wanted to see what was all in the harbour.

We came accross the Aircraft Carrier USS Midway.

It is a museum and you can actually board it and tour the entire ship.
So we did it was awesome. It cost $15.00 bucks and was worth $57.00.

I always liked this Slogan.

After that we were off to the San Diego Zoo Wild Animal Park, it is 30 minutes north of San Digo (on our way back to LA) .

We did have a great time and we took the Journey into Africa tour it was great.

Admission was $33.00 bucks and included the Journey into Africa Tour , it was well worth it.

We were deceived though on another show that we went to it was called Experience Africa. I do have to say that it was the worst thing I have ever had to endure . We finally left as it was so pathetic. We are in a zoo with thousands of animals and they create this show with abunch of out of work actors dressing up in puppet costumes jumping around like neandrathals. It was by far the biggest dissapointment of the LA Trip 2007 . I hope no one else on this planet has to endure it. It sucked 25 minutes out of my life that I will never get back . Thank Dog we left when we did.

I will update more in a few days

Summer Bet 2007

2007-05-15T11:06:00.000-06:00

Ok I will be the first to admit I lost the bet, it cost me 50 schmackaronies.

But I am ready for round two.

I was even psyched as i had still lost one pond from the last bet.

But then my good friend Wilma informs me that I am actually up 1 pound from last bet

thanks alot Wilma.

Anyway here is some motivation for both of us .

LA Trip 2007 the Details

2007-05-12T11:12:00.000-06:00

Well I do have to say that it was quite a trip . Enjoyed by all

This is a pic looking out our window onto the courtyard of our hotel.

Hollywood feels like home now. I am even getting used to the freeway driving

Here are the links to Titsy's play by play

http://deathbedmoment.blogspot.com/search/label/Adventures

I will be posting more adventures as Titsy had to leave us before the adventure ended.

Spring Run off Cabin 2007

2007-05-06T10:33:00.000-06:00

Vinnie, Big Bitch and I took a nice drive to the Lake on Sunday, we packed a barbeque lunch and headed out for the day.

Much to our surprise we were met with 1 to 3 inches of water in the entire basement.

It was not a good day . What happened was their was a frost heave in front of the cabin and it bent or kinked the drain line (which then probably froze as the water had no where to go. The front door would only open about 8 inches .

So we spent the next two days cleaning up the mess.

As well the ice reaked havoc on everyones docks this year this was my neighbors.

The only good thing about this is ours was completely gone.

And we bought a new one so we were dreading tearing out the old one.

So we went up again the following weekend to check things out an move the fans around. We also picked up the new dock and took it to the lake.

We were supposed to pick up the boat lift but someone from Wakaw Marine screwed up and gave it away to another customer.

Just adds to the continual dissapointments we have to endure because of the lack of intelligence, skill, commitment, etc, in our current work force. Dont; get me going on that.

La trip 2007

2007-04-21T08:50:00.000-06:00

ok we are Leaving on thursday I have a doctors appointment on Wed so I have to pack . I guess I should have thought about this before Wed morn.

I do have an excuse I had an appointment on tuesday to get my hair cut with an added rejuvination treatment.

I have been going to a friend who is in Beauty school . Ok I know what your thinking big mistake . Your right.

I left the salon thinking Oh my god I can't go to work like this.

I went home cut off some of the Gwen stefanie blonde and then went to work. Staff meeting after work what the *&#$.

So Wed morning came and I realized I had to be S'toon in two hours I had not even started packing and I needed to do something with the mop on my head.

Thank you very much "Just for men" you saved my life.

Ok then I realized I forgot to burn the soundtrack for the trip and I had to wash some clothes and I had to leave for S'toon in 30 min. I called the Doc said I could not make it till 3ish

I then went into a frenzy like the tazmanian devil and i was on the road by 1:30.

Note to self : Never leave the packing till the day you leave.

Road Trip to Vagina

2007-04-10T08:35:00.000-06:00

Ok the trusty Jeep got us their and back no problem.

We had a great time . I cannot explain how cool it was to be invited to the Jamm session it was AWESOME a full band 5 of them playing classic rock from 70, 80, and 90,s . I even got to sing with them WOW ok I can't sing but i can sure lip Sync.

I did get a littel tipsy though I was having so much fun .

And the next day everyone kept calling me pinball ? something about parked cars and dumpsters or something , Oh well I am glad I entertained someone . That is my goal in life.

Big Bitch goes to Spa

2007-04-08T08:41:00.000-06:00

Ok it's a kennel but I tell her it's the spa .

Drove to the Spa and talked to "the Guy" he said has she been walked today ?

Ah no she hasn't thinking this would encourage him to take Big Bitch on a nice sniffing scratching walk. No wrong thought .

He says just walk her around here for awhile and then bring her into the building.

Ok was that ever crazy walked in the door and it is a hallway with double decker kennels all the way down with dogs in all of them. They were all barking like mad It was like running the gauntlet.

Big Bitch was not impressed she was scared got her to her kennel and said goodbye.

Picked her up at the time we planned and went and paid the lady , she then says just go down to the kennel and get your dog . I could have taken them all if i wanted . It was the same thing from the time I opened the door the dogs went nuts.

Big Bitch was very happy to see us and I am sure she will have nightmares for months.

No broken bones no shaved fur just a little psychological trauma .

Hopefully she will have forgot this by the time we have to take her their again.

LA Trip 2007

2007-04-05T08:31:00.000-06:00

Ok it is that time of the the year again , yeah it is a month early but the three Amigos are off to LA again for a spring get away. We are excited as we have a few things on the agenda shopping, dinner at Spagos , shopping, attending a taping of a new sit com, shopping , and of course drinking and laying in the sun.

7 more sleeps.

Off to Vagina

2007-04-03T08:22:00.000-06:00

So next weekend we are off on a road trip . I asked Vinnie to go along and join us on our expidition.
Veronica and Ricco are chomping at the bit to go.

So I booked Big Bitch into the spa for the weekend .

We are going shopping I have meetings and we are doing more shopping . We are also invited to a private jam session in a recording studio . I am so excited about this.

Back to Work

2007-04-01T08:18:00.000-06:00

Ok I am getting bored out of my mind . I went to the doctor a couple weeks ago and said can I start increasing my hours so I can be back at work full time. He really did not want me to as things have not changed much but siad if I am willing go ahead. So last weekI increased to 5 hrs a day next week 6 .

House work suck's

2007-03-31T14:21:00.000-06:00

I have just spent the last two days washing windows and walls and paintings , pictures etc.

That Damn Cuntswaylo is no where to be found.

I think she headed to Dodge.

Traegar Grill

2007-03-31T14:19:00.000-06:00

My new pellet Grill arrived yesterday oh i can't wait to cook on this baby.

Of course it is snowing again and now it is covered in snow.

I am dreaming of LA

Winter ARGH!!

2007-03-28T14:01:00.000-06:00

Ok so Wed Morning I awoke to the beautiful wonderland.

I was very greatful for about 15 seconds as it was very beautiful.

But I have had it with winter.

Be Gone I tell you Be Gone.

I am just gonna leave it melt.

Now all that work at the cottage has to be done again. Damn

The Boat

2007-03-26T14:00:00.000-06:00

The boat has officially arrived .

Now just have to wait for Summer.

Lake Visit

2007-03-25T14:16:00.000-06:00

Vinnie and I took a drive out to the cottage Yesterday.

We went to shovel snow of the lawn and back deck and just check everything out.

It was above 0 C in the cabin .

So after 2 hours of shovelling we went home.

Forgot to take camera. Damn

Sick again

2007-03-21T13:58:00.000-06:00

Ok I have had it I am sick again with some kind of cold thing.

Hacking and coughing and sneezing and of course the Headache that goes with it .

I have had it with Winter.

L.A 2007

2007-03-16T13:56:00.000-06:00

Well I am really looking forward to the trip to LA this year .

Titsy and Hussy and I will be in the land of the Stars again.

I received official notice that we have reservstions at Spago's

yeh Hah!

Boat Show

2007-03-11T13:50:00.000-06:00

Ok so Vinnie and I went to the Boat show to see all the gidgets and gadgets we need to buy for the new boat. It was quite exciting.

I actually wrote the exam for the boat operators course and passed so now I have the License to drive a boat till all eternity.

We then called Flo to see if we could take her out for Dinner, as thought that would be nice.

Went to the highly reccomended Blue Diamond (slightly kicking and screaming) but my meal was fine , Vinnie was not and they messed up my older sisters meal.

Guess we should have gone to the place I wanted to go.

Long and short of it I do not have to take the boat course HA Ha.