I'm Alive

Ok don't have a heart attack

I actually had some time to get back on line.

I do not know where to start but here goes.

Since Aug lot's of things have happened in my life.

Big Bitch Crack sniffer has become unruly she barks every time i try to Talk to Vinny or as soon as I pick up the phone.

I have tried the muzzle thing but it only works when she has the muzzle on.

I bought her a big new bed from Cosco yes my friend Veronica took me to Cosco.

So she lays on the new bed only when i am watching when i go to bed she goes back to sleeping on the couch .

So now before i go to bed i put all the couch cushions on end so she has to sleep on her new bed . I am sure it will take years of this training to break her of that bad habit of sleeping on the couch.

It was a whirl wind tour to Vagina and back .

We went their to pick up my new jeep I bought and that was part of the deal i had to go to Cosco with her . ( more about the jeep Later)

Wilma is the only one who will really understands why i needed a jeep she was with me during the Oct Blizzard of 2004 .

Pool Table

THE BEGINNING




LOOKED LIKE ORGANIZATION TO ME



MY TRUSTY SIDEKICK




THE ENGINEER



CONTEMPLATING



THE SLATE




SCRAPING EXCESS FILL





A PLAN


Well I do not know where to begin with this one .

Long and short of it we bought a pool table on the August long weekend for the Cottage.

Knowing nothing about pool table construction re: assembly or I should say reassembly .

I watched in amasement (i consider myself a pro at this ) as people were scuring around putting pieces here and their. It actually looked like they knew what they were doing .

My thoughts were " oh this will be taken care of they will have this put together in a flash" .

Much to my amasement I arrived at the cottage on the Sept long weekend and it looked exactly as it did on the august long weekend.

My thoughts were was their a strike ? I did not hear about, did the workers get the plague I was quite dumbfounded .

I will keep you updated on the reassembly calender.