Wednesday, December 27, 2006

The Party

It was a good one lot's of food , Drink and entertainment. The H,oeurdoerves were awesome all hand made by my good freind Liz.

Met some new people , etc. etc.

I found out a new life lesson never listen to drunk people when they tell you they are leaving and can't find one of their crew . Let's just say they tricked me into waking someone up.

well off to the Lake tomorrow.

I can't wait.

Friday, December 22, 2006

Holiday Season Party

Well today is my last day of work till the 2nd of January so I am tickled . As well my good friend's Veronica and Rico are throwing a bash tonight to celebrate the holiday's.

I am looking forward to this event, their will be appy's , cocktails, friends need I say more.

As well The final plans are in the works for the trip to the lake . We are going out to celebrate new years, but are going for a Five day stint . I think I am looking more forward to this than Christmas . Big Bitch will be in heaven.


Christmas we are heading to speedy Creek for family christmas with vinnie's family. Four 1/2 hours their and four 1/2 hours back sleep for eight hours open presents for two hours eat for probably two hours. This is a first as we have never been invited before . I'm sure we will have a great time.

Big bitch has to go to a kennel but we have to take her their on the 23rd and can't pick her up till the 27th , NO PICKING UP ON BOXING DAY. What kind of a flipping place is this. So are they just going to put the dogs in cages and lock the doors for 4 days Is anyone going to feed them ? walk them ? play with them ?

I think somebody is just being a dink. or It is a prison camp for dogs instead. It was the only place that had space so we have no choice.


On a another note went to the Doc yesterday and I am still on half days till the 12th of January, That is my next check up.

Later

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Chinese Food

I had to post this i thought it was to funny



CHOWMEIN

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

The Break Down

Ok !

I have to start this by telling you Saskatchewan people Rock!!

I along with Veronica and Ricco were on our way to Regina for the annual Dinner Theatre in which we do the catering .

We headed out on our trek, we stopped at the 7 Up cafe had Dinner about 7:30 and then back on the road.

When I started the trusty Jeep I was quite surprised the engine light came on ? Hmm

So we were off I was watching the gauges and checking to see if their was any other issues and low and behold the charging gauge was not registering to fair . But we were in the middle of nowhere so we just kept trucking . When we got to Watrous I knew we could not go on I slowed down and the jeep actually stopped and would not start. we waited a few minutes and the jeep started so we turned around and drove back into Watrous . I made it to the GM dealer and it died right in their driveway .

By this time it was about 9:30 and of course everything was closed up . Well low and behold someone drove in while we were their. It happened to be one of the owners. Wow what a nice guy he did what he could to get us going again and lent us a battery pack in which he figured we would make it to Regina.

Well we made it as far as Imperial Sask and the sucker Died. Dead.

We called 911 of course Veronica had to use her cell phone as mine would not pick up a signal . So we got a tow truck coming. We then called our friend Sophia from Strassbourg who happened to be waiting in Regina for us and asked her to come get us.

All is well we are getting cold but the Tow truck was on the way as well as a trusted friend.

Tow truck guy came started to load the jeep while a guy drives by and say's Everything OK ? I reply yeah were Ok . He then says You've got Leather Seats
I say yes as he drives away ??????

He then turns around comes back and asks where are we heading we told him we were going to the bar to wait for our friend.

He then says well just throw your stuff in the back of my truck and I will take you to the Bar. I did notice you have leather seats.

Ok He has a fetish i Guess???
But we get in to his truck and he heads to the bar. We get to the bar IT is Closed.

He says well I'll just take you to my other bar it's only a couple miles out of town.

WHOA baby now I was starting to think we are going to be cut up and butchered for sure. Probably on leather seats .

But of course being from SK everyone is trustworthy so away we go.

He then tells us the only reason he stopped was he had a jeep exactly the same color year same tires etc. and he thought we had stolen his jeep.

Well we get to his bar (his farm quonset) and proceed to drink lot's of drinks

We had a wonderful time , stayed their and drank till 2:30 in the morning woke up his wife and on and on.

Our Hero


We made it back to regina at 4:30 am and we had to cater that day for around 260 people. Let's just say the bed time that night did not come soon enough.






So it was the alternator and the nice people in watrous fixed it all up for me and had it ready for our trek home on sunday.

Saturday, December 16, 2006

Really Smart P.A Duck Hunters

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE TWO DUCK HUNTERS FROM PRINCE ALBERT?
ABSOLUTELY TRUE STORY HEARD ON A SASKATOON RADIO STATION REPORTING ON THE INCIDENT.

A guy buys a new Lincoln Navigator from Merlin
Motors in Saskatoon for $42,500.00 (with monthly payments of $560.00).
He and a friend go duck hunting at Tobin Lake in
mid-October; and of course the lake is frozen.
These two guys go on a lake with their GUNS, a DOG, and of course the New NAVIGATOR.
They decide they want to make a natural looking
water area for the ducks, something for the decoys to float on. Now making a hole in the ice large enough to invite a passing duck, is going to take a little more
power than the average drill auger can produce.
So, out of the back of the new Navigator comes a
stick of dynamite with a short 40 second-fuse. Now our two Rocket Scientists, afraid they might slip on the ice while trying to run away after lighting the fuse (and becoming toast, along with the Navigator), decide on the following course of action: they light the 40 second fuse; then, with a mighty thrust, they
throw the stick of dynamite as far away as possible.
Remember a couple of paragraphs back when I
mentioned the NAVIGATOR, the GUNS, and the DOG...???
Let's talk about the dog: A highly trained Black Lab used for RETRIEVING!!! Especially things thrown by the owner. You guessed it: the dog takes off
across the ice at a high rate of speed and grabs the stick of dynamite, with the burning 40-second fuse, just as it hits the ice.
The two men swallow, blink, start waving their arms and, with veins in their necks swelling to resemble stalks of rhubarb, scream and holler at the dog to stop. The dog, now apparently cheered on by his master, keeps coming. One hunter panics, grabs the shotgun and shoots the dog. !
The shotgun is loaded with #8 bird shot, hardly big
enough to stop a Black Lab. The dog stops for a moment, slightly confused then continues on.
Another shot, and this time the dog, still standing, becomes really confused and of course terrified, thinks these two geniuses have gone insane. The dog takes off to find cover, under the brand new Navigator.
The men continue to scream as they run. The red hot
exhaust pipe on the truck touches the dogs rear end, he yelps, drops the dynamite under the truck and takes off after his master.
Then""""""""""BOOOOOOOOOOOOM""""""""""!!!!

The truck is blown to bits and sinks to the bottom
of the lake, leaving the two idiots standing there with......"I can't believe this just happened" looks on their faces.

The SGI insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a lake by illegal use of explosives is NOT COVERED by the policy. ( How about ICBC?) He still had yet to make the first of those $560.00 a month payments...The dog is okay...

AND THEY MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE IN NEWFOUNDLAND?