Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Open the cabin

Me & Big Bitch left thursday after work to open the cabin . I arrived everything was fine . It seemed bright & cold and then I realized I had left the front door open, been there about 2 weeks before walked out onto the front deck(promenade deck) and didn't shut the door completely I guess. I think it was Vinnie that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

It was blizzarding on the way to the cottage, what was I doing ? 4 hours later I had it warm in there and the the water finally hooked up.

Major problem getting the pump primed hmm it was just fixed last year.

Friday morning woke up and there was an inch of snow everywhere, living in Saskatchewan it's such a gamble like a casino.

Saturday I raked up lot's of tree droppings and burnt as much as possible, wow leaves are a pain in the ass. I don't rake leaves at home why am i doing it at the lake?

Vinnie and I got the dock in the water and 1/2 the lift then in, it went very well no swearing or yelling no thrown tools, then off to town to get water and the last minute things we forgot.

Met our last minute guest coming from liqour store(they were going) on our way to the co-op and who do I run into in the co-op it was so cool. One of the main reasons we went to town was I had to buy lotto tickets for the gaggle at work and I forgot the money laying on the cupboard OK the senility is setting in, so i had to go back but Hussy, Titsy and Puffy arrived so I grabbed a Hussy and off to town again.

So my saviour Puffy arrived and helped Vinnie get the last of the lift in Hee Haw I was so happy Lift in let's go for a boat ride OK I know I am a tiny bit hyper sometimes. When I want to do something I want to do it NOW.


(gotto go continue more later)

Saturday, May 09, 2009

Your So Gay

Just listened to katy perry's new song your so gay

and the line goes "and you don't even like boys"


Ok this fucking twat needs a someone to tune her in maybe she needs to start dating that chris brown.

Your such a breeder and the line should go

and your boyfriend doesn't beat you

I kissed a girl and I liked it well then your probably a big bean Flicker


Ohh shit like this pisses me off

Anything for Money

The New Car





Monday, May 04, 2009

Fuck It List

Fuck It List
The Fuck-It List, full of things that you feel absolutely no need to do before you die. Here are mine as of today:

1. Eat something that is alive: No thank you
2. Live in a Big City while I'm working (retirement maybe! New york,Savannah)
3. Spend more than 10 min driving to work
4. Waiting in line more than 5 min for anything
5. Having Children need I say more
6. Getting Married
7. Finding religion - of any sort
8. Bunji Jumping
9. Watching hockey - It's absolutely stupid
10.Buffets - Lets just vommit already
11.Participating in Karoake OMG Blanche this makes me sick
12.Listening to Country Music: I feel a headache coming on


That's all for today