Sunday, April 26, 2009

Festival Week

Festival week came and left like a bad shit storm. In my history of festivals it rated right up their with wait wait a minute no it was the worst festival I have ever attended. Another 7 days that were sucked out of my life. The fact that I had to see Stunned Cunt (#3 below) every day for 7 days made it even worse. Why won't she just die already.

Adj. 1. stunned - filled with the emotional impact of overwhelming surprise or shock; "an amazed audience gave the magician a standing ovation"; "I stood enthralled, astonished by the vastness and majesty of the cathedral"; "astounded viewers wept at the pictures from the Oklahoma City bombing"; "stood in stunned silence"; "stunned scientists found not one but at least three viruses"
amazed, astonied, astonished, astounded
surprised - taken unawares or suddenly and feeling wonder or astonishment; "surprised by her student's ingenuity"; "surprised that he remembered my name"; "a surprised expression"
2. stunned - knocked unconscious by a heavy blow
kayoed, knocked out, KO'd, out
unconscious - not conscious; lacking awareness and the capacity for sensory perception as if asleep or dead; "lay unconscious on the floor"
3. stunned - in a state of mental numbness especially as resulting from shock; "she had a dazed expression on her face"; "lay semiconscious, stunned (or stupefied) by the blow"; "was stupid from fatigue"
dazed, stupefied, stupid
confused - mentally confused; unable to think with clarity or act intelligently; "the flood of questions left her bewildered and confused"

Cunt - a person (usually but not necessarily a woman) who is thoroughly disliked,
a. disagreeable person, unpleasant person - a person who is not pleasant or agreeable
b. Used as a disparaging term for a person one dislikes or finds extremely disagreeable.

The green rooms: I attended 6 (I needed a night away from it all) sucked big time, take your pick polka, country or even waltz's
and the DJ was told he was not able to play rock music until all the bed shitters left, well 80 % of the people in the green room were bed shitters.

The shows: I saw all 7 shows (1 was ours)there was only One play that was actually enjoyable Thank jebus they won, and it was very good. There was One other play that had excellent acting but the play itself was very dry and boring I know 2 or 3 people slept through it.

Rehearsals rehearsal rehearsal People
Timinig timing timing Directors

Silent Auction: I bought nothing, Lets just say it was a garage sale for the trailer trash community with about 10 framed prints (From 25 years ago) taken off of someone's walls the week before.

The Poker Game I won, It was excellent we had a Dealer ( a sexy one to say the least) other than the it's to cold , it's to hot; it's to smokey, It's a poker game people ughhhhhhh. If you don't like it go home.

The partying: well kinda hard to really have fun when everyone is in the mode of it's all about me and no one want's to pick up the phone or get off their couches , and this one is not talking to that one I felt like I was back in 3rd grade. But it sure opened my eyes the adultery , lying, the ego's ,the insincerity the word says it all.

Annual general Meeting: I attendend , A total Gong show , all I can say is Get your shit together man.

Barbeque: I attended, All I can say is the barbeque started at 3:00
so you were late because you were sleeping , commiting adultery, gambling, obviously you did not want to spend any time visiting with me or the other friends that were their , had more important things to do. Note to self do not invite these people over ever again.

The company I had 1,it was wonderful she can come and plant her butt in my house anytime. She was a perfect house guest as well as a friend, and she brought gifts I always love prizes.

I am looking forward to the next festival don't know where it is neither does anyone else AARRGGGHH

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Just Rewards

Ok a few days ago a few friends went out for Dinner. As we walked into the restaurant their was a woman standing at the counter complaining that the perfume someone was wearing was to strong she needed to be moved or she would come back another day. I knew the woman she was one of my many bitch customers that I used to have to deal with at old job. So of course I was kinda snickering under my breath as I know the some of the kitchen staff and I am sure she got her just rewards. But I didn't have to wait long as we were sitting a family came in with their baby oh god their gonna put that screaming varmit next to me , No the waitress kindly walked to the other end of the retaurant right next to bitch woman and sat the family down with the baby seat and all) I actually laughed out loud. Much to my dismay the vermin didn't actually show up but I know she had a great meal anyway.

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Leadership Conference

At the beginning of November I had the opportunity to attend a Leadership conference in Saskatoon.

It was great I actually met a person that was interesting enough to actually warrant friendship. My new friend who lives in NB, made me laugh so much that I actually had to leave the conference room and "take a break" . We hit it off and actually had some moments of de-javu it was really really weird. I consider myself lucky in some sorts, when people like this come along I treasure these encounters as they do not happen very often.

The conference was very good their were 75 people attending and I am very glad I was one of them. Of course while I was away from the office a dilemma was brewing and I had to calm the masses from my cell phone.

I had the opportunity to stay at the sheraton cavalier in Saskatoon . I would never ever stay there again. Don't even get me started on the bitch that checked me in.

Somewhere along the way something has gone wrong, every possible inconvenience that could possibly be envisioned happened at this death trap. I should really consider myself honored to have had the opportunity to stay at this hotel.... NOT Don't ever stay at the sheraton.

After the inconvenient check out process I went to my last day of conference. I then raced my new friend to NB as it was on the way to my next destination Lloydminister... TheatreOne