Why Halloween is better than sex.
10. You're guaranteed to get a little something in the sack.
9. The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some.
8. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
7. Dressing up and fantasizing isn't considered kinky.
6. It doesn't matter if they fantasize you're somebody else, because you are.
5. Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.
4. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.
3. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go again.
2. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON HALLOWEEN IS BETTER THAN SEX.....
1. You can do the whole neighborhood!
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Someone's found some spare time on their hands. I was so excited to see new stuff on here.
I also need a Cunswaylo in my house. The stack is getting quite high, and I'm not sure the pack of rats nesting in the dirty dishes are going to go quietly.
They do eventually go away . And I am sure that the Evil Cat will Kill them all.
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