New Deck

Ok so last week I was out at the cottage lounging on the deck and realized that the deck boards and railing were rotting. Their were places that if you stepped in the wrong place you might go through so I figured ok I better replace the rotten boards (I could see a law suit happening) .

Well I figured out that if I cut out the rotten parts and replaced them it would look stupid as well i would probably have to replace and stain replace and stain etc etc the never ending cycle.

So I thought self lets just replace the whole thing . Great idea So I went to town ordered the stuff and said I need it asap when can you deliver? Oh that might be a problem 26 16 ' boards and you can't deliver ??????

They said they would call me so they called around three said they would deliver thurs morning.

yikes it's going to take me 6 hours to demolish the old .

So I worked till about 9pm removing screws etc etc.

got up thurs morn and had my coffee and OMG the flipping lumber arrived at 9:00 am

So I worked Like a beaver and got it all done By Myself. I do have to mention that through the years I had noticed that some of the old deck boards were higher than others and that it was uneven. Weird but i found out why the stupid mother Fu%^$R that built that deck was to lazy to pull out the nails from the deck that was there before Piss me off big time and they were nails not hammered in just sticking up an inch arghhh. Idiots plain Idiots some people are such Idiots.


I was missing my favorite neice big time as she is by far the worlds best Screwer.

Sound kinda kinky (incest you say) no she's damn good at screwing deck boards.

I did miss her big time this summer. And if she would have been their we would have replaced the railing as well.

Now she needs to come visit to help me fix the railing it all needs to be replaced.

photo's coming