Titsy-Hussy-Peanut Christmas

On the Plane on the way to Vegas Baby


Well we did it made it to the airport caught our flight picked up our rental car stopped at Von's got groceries and checked into the hotel without a glitch.



We stayed at the Palazzo this time, first time at this hotel. It is identical to the Venetien. Room was great service was wonderful would definetly stay here again especially since they like me and keep comping my rooms.






Hitting the Strip

Palazzo Suite sitting area

DownTown

Palazzo Suite Bathroom

Palazzo

View from our Room

Walle's crazy cab ride

Palazzo One of the Beds

So we did a little shopping a lot of touring, some gambling , a little drinking, and of course I took my girls to my Favorite bar The Blue Martini.

I can't wait till the next trip.

Vegas Once More

So I have actually fallen in love with a city that is so commercialized that I myself cannot believe I love it. I consider myself a home body and love the great outdoors and rural living. I can't wait to get back to the cottage and go boating fishing and enjoy the quiet.

But Vegas is something else, everyone is having a great time the city never sleeps , I have been their 3 times in the past year and am going again in a couple weeks. Ok here are the things I luv about Vegas non stop drinking, gambling, shopping, entertainment, eating, and the people watching I could spend hours just watching all the bizarre people.

The best part of this next tip Titsy and Hussy together again in our travels. I can't wait

Presidents Conference

So in the beginning of December I was asked to attend a president's conference in Regina2 days .

I took the Lexus as it is more comfortable than the Tiburon. I was about 1 1/4 hrs outside of Regina and wow 6 inches of snow and no lines on the road. My first test with the AWD and it did work very well, but my knuckles were white by the time I hit Regina safe and a little unsound.

I was looking forward to meeting the other presidents, and was looking forward to learning more about what my role was supposed to be.

The Head of our national organization was in attendance for one whole day . It was awesome their were 6 of us in a room for 2 days . It was so interesting to listen and hears stories, this man could write a book. I did learn lot's my brain was smokin by the end of day 1. but it was all worth the trip.

I hooked up with a friend who lives in Regina and was also at the conference. She and I hit it off the first time we met about a year ago. She asked if I wanted to go along with her to her farm which was about 60 km out of Regina , I said shure thing road trip, only to discover it was back down the road I had encountered the day before. Yikes it was a crazy trip.

But I got to see a sheep , a hairy sheep, 8 goats , 4 horses, a goose , 3 dogs and a gaggle of cats.
It was an experience and I got to meet Lori's son who is now a proffesional Ferrier as well he brakes and trains horses. They just built an indoor riding arena and it was very huge.

TheatreOne in Lloydminster

Yes I did win the race , radar dector and all I had no excuse not to win. Awesome highway , texting to pepper, and keeping my eyes on the road.

Big surprise to all of us from SK we arrived an hour early Hmmm how does that happen?

Had a great weekend the shows, green room's and the people were awesome.

My favorite part of the whole weekend was watching Hussy give a little attitude to the DJ it was priceless.

Tistsy got sick not good, she missed the dinner theatre portion which was awesome food was terrific , we had a great table and had fun.

Got to meet Hussy's new man Buster and I approve with flying colors. I was very impressed with him. I actually wanted to get to know him , yeah what's up with that? me wanting to know about someone ? hmm I think that's a sign a good sign for sure. I just have to remove the country music chip that was previously implanted in his noggin. Maybe in Mexico I am sure I can arrange that. I am looking forward to spending time with Buster and getting to know him better.

The weekend was planned very well the Host club did an awesome job, Suzy did it as I knew she would, Hats off to Hussy as this was a lot of work, I know been there done that.

I think we decided to go to LAS Vegas OMC

Vegas Baby Vegas

This One is for John Local Iron Workers

From Stratosphere

This is looking at the living room from the Bar/Kitchen The flipping suite had 4 42 inch plasma tv's and 2 bathrooms were built into the mirrors .

It was 8 days of fun late nights drinking gambling smoking etc etc .

One of the highlights was probably the 6 of us picking up two english lads after the Zumanity show(don't go it was not good). Anyway we ended up going to the nine fine irishmen pub at New York New York and It was a gong show irish Jig dancing Long Island Ice teas Cointreau shooters I do have to say Fun was had by all I can't describe the events as they are two bizarre to believe.

The english lads were two straight married military guys from london . Well thats was their story was when we met them but by the end of the night it was quite clear that the one really really liked my Vinnie it was hilarious I was howling, It was funny .

We saw a comedy show and it was funny went shopping to Primm and did both Vegas outlet stores Vinnie cleaned up on shopping this trip I only spent 300.00 at the outlet malls.

We had lunch on the 106th floor of the stratosphere it was cool, free ride up if you have lunch there and if you don't it was $15.00 a person to go up the tower.

The weather was 27 to 30 all week it was awesome grat trip great freinds fun times and no regrets.

The suite was unbelievable

I would definetly stay at The MGM again it was awesome same rate as quoted and the suite was wow

We went to Lance Burton the Magician it was good but weird voice he sounded just like Jack Nicolsen that was at the Mirage .

Can't wait till next trip.

London

Ok it has been a whole month since I blogged I can't believe how time flys.

The Hillbilly wedding in London was out of this world midgets and fat ladies making out cows in the building . In fact the reception was held at an auction mart and their were african water buffalo walking around .

My favorite neice and Family picked us up sunday and we spent 2 day's visiting and catching up.

Got to see my Jemma and give her prezzies and wewent to Niagra Falls and the Horse Races .

No canadian Tire I was disapointed .

It was a good trip and came home to pack for Vegas.

New Deck

Ok so last week I was out at the cottage lounging on the deck and realized that the deck boards and railing were rotting. Their were places that if you stepped in the wrong place you might go through so I figured ok I better replace the rotten boards (I could see a law suit happening) .

Well I figured out that if I cut out the rotten parts and replaced them it would look stupid as well i would probably have to replace and stain replace and stain etc etc the never ending cycle.

So I thought self lets just replace the whole thing . Great idea So I went to town ordered the stuff and said I need it asap when can you deliver? Oh that might be a problem 26 16 ' boards and you can't deliver ??????

They said they would call me so they called around three said they would deliver thurs morning.

yikes it's going to take me 6 hours to demolish the old .

So I worked till about 9pm removing screws etc etc.

got up thurs morn and had my coffee and OMG the flipping lumber arrived at 9:00 am

So I worked Like a beaver and got it all done By Myself. I do have to mention that through the years I had noticed that some of the old deck boards were higher than others and that it was uneven. Weird but i found out why the stupid mother Fu%^$R that built that deck was to lazy to pull out the nails from the deck that was there before Piss me off big time and they were nails not hammered in just sticking up an inch arghhh. Idiots plain Idiots some people are such Idiots.


I was missing my favorite neice big time as she is by far the worlds best Screwer.

Sound kinda kinky (incest you say) no she's damn good at screwing deck boards.

I did miss her big time this summer. And if she would have been their we would have replaced the railing as well.

Now she needs to come visit to help me fix the railing it all needs to be replaced.

photo's coming

Vegas Baby Vegas

I can't believe I get to go back to Vegas again . We are going for a week in October and I am excited as hell . I always have such a blast shopping, gambling sightseeing etc.


I have plans to take a helicopter tour this time i have seen ads and it looks like only 100.00 bucks a person thats do-able.

So Veronica & Ricco are coming with us so it will be a blast. We planned on staying at the Luxor in the same suite we booked last year and then just getting the adjoining room for the Veronica & Ricco.

Trying to find a 2 bedroom suite in Vegas is crazy the prices that the hotels want is like 4 times that of a normal one bedroom suite. Anyway I have looked and scoured the super web to find us a place and I did , Finally I found this suite at the MGM grand that to me was perfect 1500 Sq ft two bedrooms , two bathrooms, bar, living room, dining room etc . Ok Vinnie said absolutely not we are not paying $6,000.00 for one week for a hotel . I said to him ok I agree but wait I will get us in that room for a good price. So I scoured and scoured and the best price i could get was 5400.00 for the week .

Until sunday I found a super hot deal and I booked it we got the suite we are booked I can't wait.


Here is the link
http://www.mgmgrand.com/hotel/marquee-suites.aspx

The Summer

The summer flew by again and the weather was crap. Big Bitch had a blast swimming , hunting etc etc.

I will put pictures up soon.

London Calling

So Vinnie and I get to go to a wedding in London I am quite looking forward to it as on Sunday My neice will be picking us up and we get to see her house and stay overnight with them.

And I get to see my Great Niece Jemma she is growing like crazy.

We are trying something new we are taking the night flight from calgary to london so we can sleep all the way (my guess is it will have to be drug induced sleep ) we arrive fri morning in london and the wed is saturday so we actually have some time to sight see if we want.

Open the cabin

Me & Big Bitch left thursday after work to open the cabin . I arrived everything was fine . It seemed bright & cold and then I realized I had left the front door open, been there about 2 weeks before walked out onto the front deck(promenade deck) and didn't shut the door completely I guess. I think it was Vinnie that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

It was blizzarding on the way to the cottage, what was I doing ? 4 hours later I had it warm in there and the the water finally hooked up.

Major problem getting the pump primed hmm it was just fixed last year.

Friday morning woke up and there was an inch of snow everywhere, living in Saskatchewan it's such a gamble like a casino.

Saturday I raked up lot's of tree droppings and burnt as much as possible, wow leaves are a pain in the ass. I don't rake leaves at home why am i doing it at the lake?

Vinnie and I got the dock in the water and 1/2 the lift then in, it went very well no swearing or yelling no thrown tools, then off to town to get water and the last minute things we forgot.

Met our last minute guest coming from liqour store(they were going) on our way to the co-op and who do I run into in the co-op it was so cool. One of the main reasons we went to town was I had to buy lotto tickets for the gaggle at work and I forgot the money laying on the cupboard OK the senility is setting in, so i had to go back but Hussy, Titsy and Puffy arrived so I grabbed a Hussy and off to town again.

So my saviour Puffy arrived and helped Vinnie get the last of the lift in Hee Haw I was so happy Lift in let's go for a boat ride OK I know I am a tiny bit hyper sometimes. When I want to do something I want to do it NOW.


(gotto go continue more later)

Your So Gay

Just listened to katy perry's new song your so gay

and the line goes "and you don't even like boys"


Ok this fucking twat needs a someone to tune her in maybe she needs to start dating that chris brown.

Your such a breeder and the line should go

and your boyfriend doesn't beat you

I kissed a girl and I liked it well then your probably a big bean Flicker


Ohh shit like this pisses me off

Anything for Money

The New Car

Fuck It List

Fuck It List
The Fuck-It List, full of things that you feel absolutely no need to do before you die. Here are mine as of today:

1. Eat something that is alive: No thank you
2. Live in a Big City while I'm working (retirement maybe! New york,Savannah)
3. Spend more than 10 min driving to work
4. Waiting in line more than 5 min for anything
5. Having Children need I say more
6. Getting Married
7. Finding religion - of any sort
8. Bunji Jumping
9. Watching hockey - It's absolutely stupid
10.Buffets - Lets just vommit already
11.Participating in Karoake OMG Blanche this makes me sick
12.Listening to Country Music: I feel a headache coming on


That's all for today

Festival Week

Festival week came and left like a bad shit storm. In my history of festivals it rated right up their with wait wait a minute no it was the worst festival I have ever attended. Another 7 days that were sucked out of my life. The fact that I had to see Stunned Cunt (#3 below) every day for 7 days made it even worse. Why won't she just die already.

Adj. 1. stunned - filled with the emotional impact of overwhelming surprise or shock; "an amazed audience gave the magician a standing ovation"; "I stood enthralled, astonished by the vastness and majesty of the cathedral"; "astounded viewers wept at the pictures from the Oklahoma City bombing"; "stood in stunned silence"; "stunned scientists found not one but at least three viruses"
amazed, astonied, astonished, astounded
surprised - taken unawares or suddenly and feeling wonder or astonishment; "surprised by her student's ingenuity"; "surprised that he remembered my name"; "a surprised expression"
2. stunned - knocked unconscious by a heavy blow
kayoed, knocked out, KO'd, out
unconscious - not conscious; lacking awareness and the capacity for sensory perception as if asleep or dead; "lay unconscious on the floor"
3. stunned - in a state of mental numbness especially as resulting from shock; "she had a dazed expression on her face"; "lay semiconscious, stunned (or stupefied) by the blow"; "was stupid from fatigue"
dazed, stupefied, stupid
confused - mentally confused; unable to think with clarity or act intelligently; "the flood of questions left her bewildered and confused"

Cunt - a person (usually but not necessarily a woman) who is thoroughly disliked,
a. disagreeable person, unpleasant person - a person who is not pleasant or agreeable
b. Used as a disparaging term for a person one dislikes or finds extremely disagreeable.

The green rooms: I attended 6 (I needed a night away from it all) sucked big time, take your pick polka, country or even waltz's
and the DJ was told he was not able to play rock music until all the bed shitters left, well 80 % of the people in the green room were bed shitters.

The shows: I saw all 7 shows (1 was ours)there was only One play that was actually enjoyable Thank jebus they won, and it was very good. There was One other play that had excellent acting but the play itself was very dry and boring I know 2 or 3 people slept through it.

Rehearsals rehearsal rehearsal People
Timinig timing timing Directors

Silent Auction: I bought nothing, Lets just say it was a garage sale for the trailer trash community with about 10 framed prints (From 25 years ago) taken off of someone's walls the week before.

The Poker Game I won, It was excellent we had a Dealer ( a sexy one to say the least) other than the it's to cold , it's to hot; it's to smokey, It's a poker game people ughhhhhhh. If you don't like it go home.

The partying: well kinda hard to really have fun when everyone is in the mode of it's all about me and no one want's to pick up the phone or get off their couches , and this one is not talking to that one I felt like I was back in 3rd grade. But it sure opened my eyes the adultery , lying, the ego's ,the insincerity the word says it all.

Annual general Meeting: I attendend , A total Gong show , all I can say is Get your shit together man.

Barbeque: I attended, All I can say is the barbeque started at 3:00
so you were late because you were sleeping , commiting adultery, gambling, obviously you did not want to spend any time visiting with me or the other friends that were their , had more important things to do. Note to self do not invite these people over ever again.

The company I had 1,it was wonderful she can come and plant her butt in my house anytime. She was a perfect house guest as well as a friend, and she brought gifts I always love prizes.

I am looking forward to the next festival don't know where it is neither does anyone else AARRGGGHH

Just Rewards

Ok a few days ago a few friends went out for Dinner. As we walked into the restaurant their was a woman standing at the counter complaining that the perfume someone was wearing was to strong she needed to be moved or she would come back another day. I knew the woman she was one of my many bitch customers that I used to have to deal with at old job. So of course I was kinda snickering under my breath as I know the some of the kitchen staff and I am sure she got her just rewards. But I didn't have to wait long as we were sitting a family came in with their baby oh god their gonna put that screaming varmit next to me , No the waitress kindly walked to the other end of the retaurant right next to bitch woman and sat the family down with the baby seat and all) I actually laughed out loud. Much to my dismay the vermin didn't actually show up but I know she had a great meal anyway.

Leadership Conference

At the beginning of November I had the opportunity to attend a Leadership conference in Saskatoon.

It was great I actually met a person that was interesting enough to actually warrant friendship. My new friend who lives in NB, made me laugh so much that I actually had to leave the conference room and "take a break" . We hit it off and actually had some moments of de-javu it was really really weird. I consider myself lucky in some sorts, when people like this come along I treasure these encounters as they do not happen very often.

The conference was very good their were 75 people attending and I am very glad I was one of them. Of course while I was away from the office a dilemma was brewing and I had to calm the masses from my cell phone.

I had the opportunity to stay at the sheraton cavalier in Saskatoon . I would never ever stay there again. Don't even get me started on the bitch that checked me in.

Somewhere along the way something has gone wrong, every possible inconvenience that could possibly be envisioned happened at this death trap. I should really consider myself honored to have had the opportunity to stay at this hotel.... NOT Don't ever stay at the sheraton.

After the inconvenient check out process I went to my last day of conference. I then raced my new friend to NB as it was on the way to my next destination Lloydminister... TheatreOne

Things that make me giggle

So I have tried to blog as much as possible but it seems like some day's I have nothing to say, I know isn't that weird me nothing to say hmmmm.

I do have to say that I still really enjoy my new job. I guess it's not new anymore I have been there 1 and 1/2 years already. I do have to say that I do not miss the whining ,crying, hissy fit throwing public. I remember coming home from work old job and telling Vinnie these absolutely ridiculous stories about these people who behave worse than a spoiled rotten 3 year old, No I do not miss the pretentious snots, or the Lawyers who do not want to pay there bills because everyone knows who they are, etc' etc, No I am Quite happy I have left that world behind. It is so interesting though as I run into these angry self absorbed people in the grocery store , gas station etc and they wonder why I do not consider them friends or even acquaintance's. They say hello and I look at them like they are lepers and go on with my day.I have had so many people run into me and say we sure miss you at Wheatland , I reply I don't miss wheatland. Of course not all people are like that but it is so hard to remember the good one's you always remember the assholes.

Consumer's have become so rude, obnoxious and self absorbed that they don't take into consideration the people who are in the service industry, are actually working to make a living to support themselves there families etc, They are not there to be abused. Those people do get there just rewards when they go to restaurants and are rude to the wait staff. I know many a waiter who has gone back to kitchen and told the cook special sauce on this meal and so be it they deserve it. So when I see these people dining out I do get a smile on my face and giggle abit as I do know that they will be getting a special payback . I watch as they savour every morsel of the meal created just for them.

Isn't life grand.

New Laptop

My new laptop arrived today and it is Beautiful.

I just have to set up a wireless network and I am all set.

Every day This week I would come home to see if my laptop had arrived as it was supposed to be here Monday. well thursday is better than not at all.

Income Tax

So again this year I did my own taxes. I usually get about $700.00 bucks back and it takes me about an hour to do them. I do them on line and submit electronically . This year I paid an extra $900.00 bucks into my work pension plan. So I thought oh la la I will be getting lot/s back .

Much to my shagrin I am only getting $1,100.00 bucks.

Oh well it's done and don't have to do it for another year.

They Shipped it they Shipped it

My new laptop is on it's way should be here March 2nd or 3rd yippee

Set building 101

Today we set out no pun intended to build some set pieces we require for our next production The Wild Guys.

We need a few life size rocks . So we started to build one , myself, Ricco and Penelope Pipe builder . We read directions as per print out from internet and start building . Looked like a bird cage that went through a hurricane.

Penelope had to leave to go to the airport to pick up Mama.

So Ricco and I continued to build as per instructions after awhile we were doubting the whole process and second guessing the outcome. So as I sat for a rest (I had many) drinking my Coors lite and smoking. A lightbulb turned on in my brain. I said to Ricco How are we gonna get this thing out the door? He looked at me in disbelief as the two of us laughed and realized we had built a set piece that would never leave the room. Next time we start drinking before we start building.

So Sunday we are going to reattempt the endeavor. Wish us luck

Flying the Goodyear blimp

It been almost three years since the Blimp Experience and I have to say that it is one of the coolest things I have ever done.

I lucked out and happened to know someone who knew someone who got us a flight on the Goodyear blimp in LA.

I never dreamed it would be so exciting and was shock scared when the captain asked if we wanted to fly the blimp.

This will always be a truly awesome memory that I had the opportunity to experience with my Bestest Buddies.




Riding in the Blimp





Me Driving the Blimp






Titsy Driving



Hussy at The Wheel



Landing part 1



Landing part 2

We had a great time


Here are a few pics

Justice or Not

I recently have been watching the news here in snow land and have been quite perturbed lately by our justice system.

I watched a 1 hour 5th Estate show on CBC the other day and it was all about The RCMP killings in Northern Alberta. So I thought. They interviewed Shawn Hennessey about his involvement in the murders of 4 R.C.M.P officers. It was an interesting story but I am sure it did nothing for the families of the four dead Officers. James Rosko killed four R.C.M.P officers on his farm near Mayerthorpe Alberta then killed himself. So their is no one to blame. Through the interview it was clear that Hennessey knew Rosko and had a business relationship with him buying selling marijuana that Rosco grew on his farm. Cheeseman was Hennessey's brother in-Law and was not interviewed but was also accused.

Cheeseman and Hennessey admitted they gave Roszko a rifle and drove him to his farm in the early hours of March 3, 2005, where RCMP were investigating a marijuana grow operation and auto parts "chop shop" in a Quonset hut on Roszko's property. The two were not aware that the r.c.m.p were on Rosco's farm they thought the sheriff was coming to seize Rosko's truck. (this is what Hennessey claims)

By driving him home in the case of (Hennessey) and riding along to take him home (cheeseman), Both men were found guilty of Manslaughter. Both men pleaded guilty from the advise of their lawyers. They must have got them from an ad in the back of a comic book.

I respect , honor and am greatful that we have the R.C.M.P as the fine men and women who give selfishly of themselves to become R.C.M.P officers is no small commitment. It is a tragedy that we lost four Officers that day but by convicting two men of manslaughter who were not even their is ridiculous.

I am very confused with our Laws on how two men who are not mind readers nor were present for the murders could be convicted of these crimes. I think maybe aiding and abedding a convicted phelon ? or is this just something from the movies.

So two weeks later a woman from Saskatoon is sentenced to 4 yrs 2 months for brutally killing her own infant daughter. She threw the infant onto a couch in which the infant cracked it's head on the wooden arms , then picked the infant up like it was a sack of sand and threw it into a crib. She left it their for hours before emergency was called we don't even know if it was her who called the ambulanc. Then she gets a two for one deal like she is ordering pizza and has her sentence reduced by 13 months because she spent 13 months in custody .

This is absolutely ludicrous. I am not a racist person but our court system sure seems to want me to be this happened to be a Indian baby. What Indian baby's aren't worth much ? I am pulling my hair out here Robert Latimer gets a life sentence for the mercy killing of his daughter oh and by the way he didn't beat her and cause severe brain damage to her just before she died. as well he didn't get the two for one deal cause he got LIFE in prison.

I am Outraged and have lost all faith in our justice system.